100 Jokes Of The Day

Laughter be much touted as the well medicine , and in a world bustling with the hustle of daily living , it ’ s sometimes the simple gag that bring the most joy . Whether it ’ s a pun that do you moan , a play on word that elicits a chuckle , or a one-liner that set off an unexpected belly laugh , humor hold the power to uplift , connect , and brighten still the cloudiest day .

“ 1000 Jokes of the Day ” is not just a collection ; it ’ s a journey through humor , an expedition of wit , and a testament to the silliness that binds us all together . From the whimsical world of animals to the playful nuances of everyday life , this anthology encompasses a huge spectrum of gag , crafted to suit all taste . Whether you need a quick giggle on your coffee break , a pick-me-up after a ambitious day , or a humorous story to lighten up a gathering , this compilation has got you deal .

Prepare to embark on a roller-coaster of emotion , for while some jokes may do a simple smirk , others might just own you laugh out loud . Ready your comic bone and dive into “ 1000 Jokes of the Day ” —because every day deserve a moment of levity .

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award ? Because he exist outstanding in his field !
2. Why live the math record sad ? It get also many problems .
3. What make you call fake spaghetti ? An “ Impasta ” !
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear !
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trouser ? In case he make a hole in one .
6. How do you prepare a space party ? You planet .
7. Why did the tomato number red ? Because it saw the salad dressing !
8. What make the grape say when it become abuse on ? Zero , it just let out a little whine .
9. Why did the bicycle fall over ? It live two-tired .
10. How cause you watch a squirrel ? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut !
11. Why cost the belt arrested ? For maintain up a pair of trouser .
12. How cause you cause a tissue dance ? You set a little boogie in it .
13. Why behave the scarecrow get elevate ? He was grain at his job .
14. What did one wall say to the other ? I ’ ll meet you at the corner .
15. What act you call a fish with no center ? Fsh .
16. Why did the computer keep freezing ? It had too many window open .
17. What do you name a can opener that doesn ’ t work ? A can ’ t opener .
18. Why did the math trouble look sad ? It get also many variable .
19. How does a snowman get around ? By ride an “ icicle ” .
20. Why act the banana die to the doctor ? It wasn ’ t peel good .
21. What do you call an elephant that doesn ’ t matter ? An irrelephant .
22. Why cause the skeleton die to the BBQ ? To make another rib .
23. What sort of dog the like taking bath ? A shampoo-dle .
24. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road ? It ran out of juice .
25. How cause you set a broken tomato ? With tomato paste !
26. Why couldn ’ t the bicycle stand up by itself ? It cost two-tired .
27. What do you call a mass of cats ? A meowtain .
28. Why cause the scarecrow win an honor ? For exist the better in his sphere .
29. Why was the cat pose on the computer ? It wanted to prevent an eye on the mouse .
30. What did the zero say to the eight ? Nice belt !
31. What does a lemon read when it suffice the phone ? Yellow !
32. Why act the scarecrow gain the music prize ? Because he was a hay-list celebrity .
33. What act you shout a bear in the rain ? A drizzly bear .
34. Why did the cookie yell ? Its mom cost a wafer too long .
35. What do you shout a sleep bull ? A bulldozer .
36. Why don ’ t scientists entrust particle anymore ? Because they make up everything !
37. How do you make holy water ? You boil the hell out of it .
38. Why make the golfer bring two pair of sock ? In case he got a hole in one .
39. What do you yell a snowman with a six-pack ? An abdominal snowman .
40. Why equal the computer cold ? It had too many windows .
41. Why don ’ t eggs assure secrets ? They might snap up .
42. What do you name a shoe made of a banana ? A slipper !
43. Why was the math volume stress ? It have too many trouble .
44. What did the janitor tell when he skip out of the wardrobe ? Supplies !
45. Why don ’ t scientists believe atoms ? Because they make up everything .
46. Why make the scarecrow get promoted ? Because he be outstanding in his field .
47. Why act the golfer wear two pair of gasp ? In type he got a hole in one .
48. How do you catch a squirrel ? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut .
49. What do you call a bear stuck in the rain ? A drizzly bear .
50. Why cost the guy sitting on the computer ? It wanted to observe an eye on the mouse .
51. What make you shout a grouping of musical whales ? An orca-stra .
52. What do you yell a bee that ’ s having a bad hair day ? A frizz-bee .
53. Why was the belt arrest ? It be maintain up a pair of trouser !
54. Why cause the tomato turn red ? Because it learn the salad dressing .
55. Why do the golfer carry an excess shirt ? In event he get a hole in one .
56. Why did the bicycle stand on its own ? It equal two-tired .
57. Why make the scarecrow get a banker ? He exist serious at straw investment .
58. Why don ’ t skeletons struggle each early ? They put on ’ t hold the guts .
59. How do you coordinate a guy party ? You build a purr-list !
60. What act you call a factory that cause good products ? A satisfactory .
61. Why did the cow pay up jumping over the moon ? The steaks be too high .
62. How serve you make a Kleenex dance ? Lay a little boogie in it .
63. Why did the golfer hold two shirts ? In type he make a hole in one .
64. How cause a snowman get to operate ? By icicle .
65. Why couldn ’ t the bicycle stand up by itself ? It exist two-tired .
66. Why did the scarecrow gain an prize ? Because he was prominent in his sphere .
67. What act you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire ? Frostbite .
68. Why make the tomato number red ? Because it saw the salad dressing .
69. What do the bad flower allege to the small blossom ? Hey , bud !
70. Why do melons have weddings ? Because they cantaloupe !
71. Why did the math instructor take a ladder to family ? He learn the chore was up-and-coming .
72. Why behave the chicken join a band ? Because it had the drumsticks .
73. How do you make an octopus laugh ? With tentickles .
74. Why did the golfer wear two pair of trouser ? He wanted a spare in suit of a hole-in-one .
75. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ? Thunderwear .
76. Why was the computer stress ? It had also many tabs exposed .
77. How do you throw a space party ? You planet .
78. Why make the scarecrow become a detective ? He equal outstanding in his field of investigation .
79. Why act the teddy bear state no to dessert ? He was already stuff .
80. What kind of tree fits in your hand ? A palm tree !
81. How perform a penguin build up its house ? Igloos it together .
82. What act you call a snowman with a tan ? Frostburned .
83. Why did the can crusher quit his job ? Because it was soda pressing .
84. How serve you organize a cat carnival ? First , reach a purr-ade .
85. Why behave the bicycle lean against the wall ? It was two tired .
86. Why don ’ t skeletons play music in church ? They have no organ .
87. What make you scream a bear during winter ? A chill bear .
88. How make you grow a pirate furious ? Take the p !
89. Why act the tomato turn red ? Because it saw the salad dressing .
90. Why don ’ t scientists believe atoms ? Because they make up everything .
91. Why did the scarecrow win a gift show ? He was prominent in his subject .
92. What do you predict a bear with no socks on ? Bare-footed .
93. Why did the banana run to the hospital ? It wasn ’ t peel good .
94. How does a snowman get around town ? By free an “ icicle ” .
95. What form of tea live the hardest to swallow ? Reality .
96. Why be the belt pick up ? For have up pants .
97. Why don ’ t egg share secret ? They might snap up .
98. Why cause the golfer take an excess glove ? In case he got a hole in one .
99. What make you call a bear caught in the rain ? A drizzly bear .
100. What ’ s orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot .