105 Easy-to-Remember Short Jokes for Everyone
These quick jokes are ideal for moments when you want a brief, humorous remark.
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Hilarious quick jokes guaranteed to make you laugh out loud
• What words did the shark utter after swallowing the clownfish?
• Why is it impossible to hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?
• What words did the buffalo utter as his son departed for university?
• Which part of a computer do astronauts love the most?
• What do you term an apology expressed in Morse code?
• Have you heard the story about the duo who swiped a calendar?
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Silly quick one-liners
Cheesy rapid quips
Playful brief puns
Humorous fast gags
Lighthearted speedy zingers
• What’s the number of tickles needed to get an octopus to laugh?
• What words did the football coach utter to the malfunctioning vending machine?
• What makes dining beside basketball players so irritating?
• What makes mushrooms such popular guests at every party?
• “Have you heard the story about the man who came up with the knock-knock joke?”
These fantastic cat memes are almost purr-fectly delightful.
Adult humor in bite-sized jokes
“Leave now!” the bartender yells. “People like you aren’t welcome here.”
• During labor, a woman abruptly yelled, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Relax,” the doc reassured. “Those are merely contractions.”
• A bear enters a bar and orders, “I’ll have a whiskey and… cola.” The bartender replies, “What’s with the long pause?”
The bear gave a slight shrug. “I don’t really know—they’ve been there since I was born.”
• What lies on the ocean floor and trembles?
These “Why did the chicken cross the road?” jokes are so good they’d make you risk jaywalking.
Funny short jokes for children
• Have you heard the one about the mathematician who’s terrified of negative numbers?
• A man dropped all his Scrabble tiles on the street yesterday, and I happened to witness it.
• Have you heard the story of the actor who crashed straight through the floorboards?
• Have you heard the one about the astronaut with claustrophobia?
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Quick and funny knock-knock jokes guaranteed to make you chuckle
Brief, viral punchline humor
• I mentioned to my wife that her eyebrows were drawn a bit too high.
• What’s the term for a rooster gazing at a heap of lettuce?
• What caused the temperature to rise so much in the baseball stadium once the game ended?
She acts as if I’m invisible and only reaches out when she wants something from me.
• Which structure in New York contains the highest number of stories?
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• What does a storm cloud have on beneath its raincoat?
• I attempted to take legal action against the airport for losing my baggage.
• What did the officer whisper to his growling belly?
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