154 Funny Cartoon Jokes That Make You Laugh.
Embark on a journey through laughter with our collection of cartoon jokes!
From renowned humorists to scientific studies, the consensus is clear: laughter is the best medicine.
Join us in exploring the diverse world of cartoon humor including everything from laugh out loud jokes to simple one-lined jokes.
Our curation promises a fun-filled experience supported by the therapeutic benefits of humor.
Dive into this treasure trove of humor where each joke is a testament to the joy that cartoons bring to our lives.
Best Cartoon Jokes
Guests can indulge in a collection of fun and humor That Tickles Their funny Bone.
Why does Ariel wear sea shells?
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?
Arrrgh-by’s.
How much did jack sparrow Have To Spend to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
What was Genie talking about With aladdin?
Three times rub me and I’LL come.
How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
Mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
Why don’t planes exist in the City Of peter pan?
It’S called never neverland because there’s a Sign.
Why did dwarves end up in jail?
They sold all their gems for hi-hoes!
Why is Cinderella stepping down from the soccer team?
Because she always ran away from the ball.
Why is Miss Piggy not counting to a hundred?
Because every time she’s sixty-nine she’s got a frog in her throat.
Is your name Winnie?
I WANT to stick it to your pooh.
Why does Eeyore no longer have friends?
Because he’s played with Pooh all the time.
who is the Smartest disney character of all time?
Gaston – he won the no Belle prize.
Did cinderella Say something to her prince?
“Want to see if it fits?”
Why did Tigger wait so long in the bathroom?
Because pooh was Stuck inside him.
Why was Mickey Mouse hit by a snowball?
Because Donald ducked.
Funny Cartoon Jokes
Laughter is timeless, and these cartoon jokes are proof. Research suggests that humor reduces stress. Unwind with a selection of amusing anecdotes and witty punchlines from the world of cartoons.
Why can’t humans have anything to marry instead of women?
Do disney Land and Viagra Have a common thread?
They both require you to wait for an hour for a ride.
God, I’d like to offer you this milk and cookies. If you want me to eat these for you, please give me no sign.
What does EPCOT stand for?
Every person gets tired.
What does MGM mean?
Mickey’s got money.
Why was Cinderella not as good as baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
How did Snow White answer those question?
Maybe my prints will come.
Who Do you think is disney’s highest numbered character?
Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.
Why would Snow White be good as a judge?
Because she’s the fairest one of all.
which is Cheshire cats favorite drink?
Evaporated Milk.
Which Disney Princess is your favorite cow girl?
Mulan.
What does Mickey use when surfing the internet?
An iPad Minnie.
What did dalmatians say After they ate dinner?
That was the right thing.
who are the Funniest disney princesses?
RaPUNzel.
What made Mickey Mouse an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What do cartoons say to other people in the art gallery?
my love for your sense of humor.
Why did the cartoon go to therapy?
It had too many unresolved sketches!
What’s Scooby-Doo’s favorite dessert?
Mystery mousse!
How does spongebob decide their choices?
By flipping a Krabby Burger.
Why didn’t your pencil draw the cartoon character?
It was feeling sketchy!
How can i fix broken tomatoes?
With tomato paste!
What is that fish that draws cartoons?
A sketchy swimmer!
Why did this cartoon character have a ladder at the comedy club?
It wanted to reach new heights of humor!
tell Me the music bugs bunny likes?
Hip-hop, Doc!
Why did the cartoon character start school?
It wanted to sharpen its drawing skills!
Hilarious Cartoon Jokes
Get ready for a hearty laugh with these rib-ticking cartoon jokes.
Alert! Alert! Another Monday is on its way. Wuick! Run.. FAST!
I smile because you’re my family AND i laugh because you can’t change this.
Spongebob: Patrick, you’re a genius!
Patrick Yeah I get that call pretty often.
Spongebob: What? A genius?
Patrick: No, Patrick.
Hello, 911 Emergency. There’s a handsome guy in my house.
Wait for a second; cancel that. It’s only me.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
The first step to failure is attempting.
And if I catch you with Mrs. Butterworth again, I will cut off your crescent roll!
I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I tawt I taw another puddy tat. I’m tawounded by puddy tats.
I like when people laugh that it’s funnier than the jokes.
Charmanders are Red, and Squirtles are Blue. If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Hehe! This GYM is great! It’s full of women!
Spongebob: Who is this?
Spongebob: Joe Momma?
My thoughts as a soon-to-be graduate:
I don’t want to grow UP i want cookies and milk.
It’s a beautiful day but not as beautiful as me.
It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I will eat later.
Goofy Cartoon Jokes
Enjoy the absurdity and joy in these cartoons albert Einstein Once said the Most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
What’S a stupid disney character?
Dumbo.
What does Goofy’s Irish cousin call the chairs he keeps in his backyard?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What will happen If olaf throws a temper tantrum?
He goes into a meltdown.
Tell me the favorite Christmas Carol of tarzan?
Jungle Bells.
Why is Goofy staring at the orange juice label all day long?
Because the carton said concentrate.
Why was The fury of anger so strong?
Because Sadness touched one of his balls.
When will Mickey Mouse put up his calendar?
On New Ear’s Day!
What is Tiana and Naveen’s favorite holiday?
Leap Day!
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit store?
She was looking for a date.
Why didn’t Cinderella play soccer?
She always kept running from the ball.
What language does Pumbaa learn from school?
Pig Latin.
What did Grumpy tell him When doc asked him to go to bed?
I’m not Sleepy.
What was The Reason behind buzz lightyear’s visit To mars?
The moon was full.
What did the 101 dalmatian say after dinner?
That hit the spots.
Tell me the one thing that timon loves best?
KitKat.
What is Donald Duck’s favorite Christmas wine?
Do I have to eat brussel sprouts?
Why did Mickey Mouse get on a space ship?
He looked for pluto.
What was Daisy Duck’S reaction to buying lipstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Cartoon Jokes One Liners
Discover the power of brevity with these quick-witted one-liners. Even in the shortest phrases, cartoons pack a punch of humor. Explore concise yet hilarious jokes that’ll leave you smiling.
During the COVID-19 outbreak, Scooby Doo is the worst cartoon to watch.
Because mystery Ink Don’T seem to like people who wear masks.
In the middle east it seems illegal to show cartoons.
Hostelites look like cartoons.
It takes a whole season to change clothes.
The current president resembles a cartoon.
He is tweety, and belongs in a cage.
Why pinocchio Is not able to play guitar?
he doesn’t have any strings.
Why doesn’t Mr Potatohead take Mrs Potatohead to a good restaurant?
He heard they cost an arm and a leg.
Has anyone read Buzz lightyears new book on antigravity?
You can’t let it go.
What is george washington’s False teeth?
Presidentures.
Tell me the insect that ruled the wild frontier?
Davey Cricket.
Clean Cartoon Jokes
Indulge in light-hearted laughter that’s fun for Everyone experts at renowned universities highlight the positive effects of laughter on mental Well-Being enjoy a delightful assortment of clean yet rib-tickling cartoon jokes.
I DON’T know exactly when that ufo LANDED but it seems that they’re not coming back for them.
I don’t want to live here anymore.
Professor: Nice to meet you, Robin. I’m the Professor.
Bubbles: He made us in his laboratory by accident.
Robin it’s okay Professor It’S an accident too.
I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Don’t do anything that affects anything.
Except if you were supposed to do it then that would be for the love of god.
Don’t not do it!”
Here, go buy yourself some more money.
i have been thinking about what’s wrong with putting someone who thinks he’s a vietnamese Prostitute on a bull.
The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday.
i’m normally not a religious man but if you’re up there please save superman.
i’m cold enough TO use my nose drippings as a chopstick.
The most active thing about me is my imagination.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
I am Cornholio; I need TP for my bunghole.
Don’t do drugs, kids. There is a time and place for everything. It’s called college.
Don’t worry, siblings. We’ll sell that nice man a box of cookies or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing.
I’M not a tailor but I know what’s best for me.
Scooby Doobie Doooo!
Eh, what’s up, doc? You can’t shoot a wabbit.
Dirty Cartoon Jokes
For mature audiences seeking a touch of risqué humor, explore this selection. Laughter remains a vital part of life. Enjoy these slightly naughty yet amusing cartoon jokes intended for mature sensibilities.
A little girl watched a cartoon before a pornographic image appeared.
The little girl asked her mom What’S going on?
The girls mom said baking a cake would be a good idea.
Then the next day they were walking in the park and there were these people making out And the girl said “Look mommy they are baking a cake!”
The next day the girl says You and daddy Baked a cake last night.
Her mom replied “how did you know?”
The girl said “because I licked the icing off the sofa!”
What is an appropriate japanese Cartoon?
Ani-meh.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
Cartoon Jokes for Adults
Empower your own humor that is Designed for your adult tastes the comedy as proven by psychology Studies is a vital stress-relief tool.
So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East.
TV executives have decided to go With The flintstones as an initial trial to see how they will be viewed.
There’S been mixed reviews so far.
People in Dubai don’t get the humor at all but those in abu dhabi get it.
I want a cartoon about puppies saving humans from socially awkward situations.
We can call it A Fake Pas patrol.
I went to the temporary tattoo parlor yesterday and got a tattoo of my favorite cartoon character, Roger the Alien, but when I tried to wash it off later that night, it wouldn’t come off!!
So I went back to the parlor to complain, and it was gone.
I created a cartoon about a lumberjack.
…but the animation was choppy and the voice acting was wooden.
What is a canadian cartoon?
Anim-eh.
My parents are such cowards…
they even hate cartoons.
Really?
Yeah! Whenever I sit down to watch cartoons, they run to their room, jump under the covers and start shaking, shaking, shaking…
In most cartoons I have seen characters able to come back from near death by spraying water on their faces.
I’M no longer allowed to ATTEND funerals on a completely different note.
Joe goes To pick up his girlfriend for a date in a brand new porsche.
His fiancé is confused because Joe isn’t exactly a wealthy guy.
She says Where did you get this Car?
Joe says, “It was in my garage.“
She says, “What was it doing in your garage?“
Joe says, “Well, I guess God put it there.”
She said it’s crazy.
Joe says, “Well, yes, it is ridiculous, isn’t it, Mary?”
Which cartoon character would most attract women?
Pinocchio.
Which are the Favourite irish nationalist cartoons?
Fenians & Ferb.
I saw a cartoon where the politican was being treated like a goat.
It was satyr.
Why do necromancers hate cartoon shows?
Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
Cartoon Jokes for Older adults.
Enjoy age-appropriate cartoon humor for seniors.
i let my child watch old Hanna-Barbera Cartoons and Looney tunes cartoons to get ready for school.
In the real world all of us solve our problems with a gun or knife.
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit but when I came home someone put it in glass and hung it.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
HE asked what the SYMPTOMS were.
I told him it was the cartoon family.
So my cousin was there today.
I needed to grab a quick shower as I let him watch cartoons in the living room. When I came out, there was black permanent marker all over my 55 inch TV screen. I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet?
It seems illegal to show cartoons in the middle east.
Most cities won’t screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo.
Which cartoon character have you seen live?
Donald Duck.
Man: “I’ve always had this absurd feeling that I’m a cartoon character”
How long has that feeling continued?
Man: “Ever since I was an outline…”
Covid restrictions…
i think my local grocery store HAS gone too far.
they put a big X on the floor to show where you’re gonna stand on the line.
i’ve seen enough Roadrunner cartoons but i’m not willing to take this kind of trip.
If you combine Basil Pesto With parmesan Pinenuts And olive oil What Will you get when you mix olive Oil Spinach With sweet Peas?
You have the classic comic and cartoon Popeye.
Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . .
Will ILM remove notre dame Cathedral From The hunchback series?
Yesterday Reddit, Hulu and Xbox live was down.
Must have been a boring day for the staff at BuzzFeed. They couldn’t play Call of Duty and insult each other, watch cartoons or even copy and paste more stories for their website.
You can see how amazingly progressive the worlds get.
When you see countries like Ukraine, America, and China elect a comedian, a clown, and a cartoon bear to be their presidents.
Two men were in a bar talking.
So what should you do?
“I write”
What’S your preference of poetry or prose?
I DON’T write cartoons.
“Why’s that?”
“No rhyme or reason”
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
They both get hot and they’re both worried about cartoons.
Why are donald trump and Donald Duck different?
One cartoon character has a hot temper and the other a duck.
Cartoon Jokes and Puns
Engage in wordplay and clever humor through a selection of amusing puns. Puns, like cartoons, rely on clever twists. Explore this section for a delightful combination of cartoons and witty wordplay.
If a cartoon has polar bears what are they called?
An icebreaker!
Why do certain characters never go bald?
Because they always have a lot of hair.
How do you repair a cartoon character?
With animated CPR!
Why was the scarecrow a cartoonist?
Because he was exceptional in his field.
What was one cartoon said to another cartoon in the art gallery?
“I like your character!”
What does mr beans teddy say to him after they Have both Enjoyed a nice dinner?
I’m stuffed!
Can you guess what Rubble’S favorite Topping of the pizza is?
It’s simply got to be Pupperoni!
What kind Of car does dora the explorer travel around the jungle?
OBVIOUSLY A Ford fiesta.
what do spongebob Do If he can’t find mr krabs secret stash of cash?
On the river bank of course.
Which Disney princess loves cows?
Moo-lan!
Can A calculator and chase work together?
A pet you know you can trust.
Have you ever wondered how mickey and Minnie met?
It was glove at first sight!
How did Tom say in December?
Jerry Christmas! A ginger cat laughing against a blue background.
Who is the most cursed cartoon character in the world?
The Road Runner.
Which deer is A favorite of homer simpson?
A doe!
who is shrek’s boy?
Shrank!
What Do You call bugs bunny when he’s having a headache at the sauna?
A hot cross bunny!
What sport is Mickey most interested in?
Minnie Golf!
Why Is scooby doo popular?
Because he is A Dane.
How do you describe a deer who likes to draw?
Adobe Illustrator.
Why did Snow White leave disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio’s face and said, “Lie to me. Lie to me.”
If Mickey had the opportunity to go to outer space why would he go?
To find Pluto.
tell me the difference Between STEPHEN Hillenberg and George W bush?
Both created cartoon characters that were popular on TV screens in the 2000s, but the one created Spongebob was the most famous.
Final Thoughts
In a world filled with stress finding moments of genuine laughter is of immense importance.
Remember that every guffaw and joke contributes to your well-being.
Take these cartoon jokes beyond these pages—share them with friends, family, and colleagues.
Let laughter weave its magic, transcending boundaries and lifting spirits.
Share your favorite joke or tale in the comments below; let’s create a space filled with contagious, uplifting humor.
Your laughter is the ultimate reward—keep smiling, keep laughing, and cherish these moments of pure joy.
