5 Hilarious Prank Call Ideas for Children
There’s something uniquely exciting about prank calling with your friends. Recall the excitement of handing the phone around, each person taking a turn? That mix of anticipation and nerves while waiting for someone to answer? It’s almost like a childhood ritual!
If you haven’t attempted a prank call before—now’s your chance! Dial up a few friends or random numbers and test your skills as a prankster!
Simple Prank Calls for Youngsters
Nobody begins as an expert—not even the class clown. It’s all about practice and discovering your strengths. Once you’ve mastered the basics of prank calls, give our beginner scripts a try. These calls are designed to help you determine if you can successfully complete the entire routine.
Puns Puns Puns – Absolutely Nothing Except Puns
Using puns in prank calls is a classic tactic that has been around for ages. This playful tradition dates back to the earliest days of the telephone’s creation—truly that far! Below are a few examples of these vintage prank calls:
Prank calling has been intertwined with puns for ages. It would be a shame to miss out on the fun. Check out these puns to use in your debut prank call!
Prankster: Hey, can you tell me how to recognize a dogwood tree?
How do dinosaurs spruce up their bathroom?
There’s a distinct trend with these kinds of puns. The key is to catch the audience off guard and prompt them to reflect the questions back. This approach enhances the impact of the punchline.100% more hilariousIf they fail to restate the question, it won’t be identical. Test your fortune using a different phone number.
Where’s My Pizza?
A simple prank call for beginners involves dialing a nearby pizza restaurant. Pizza shops are popular choices since they typically pick up the phone and operate into the evening. If a pizza spot isn’t your preference, you can opt for a different establishment instead.
This prank comes in multiple versions. We’ll examine each of them individually.
The first scenario involves the mystery of the undelivered pizza. Contact a nearby shop and inquire about the pizza that was meant to be sent to your home. Your parents provided you with $20 for the order, but it still hasn’t shown up.
When speaking with the individual on the other line, ensure the conversation loops back repeatedly. Discuss the pizza in detail—what toppings does it have? How large is it? Conclude by bringing up another pizza brand altogether.
Below is an example script you may follow:
Victim: You’ve reached [company name]. How may I assist you with your order?
Prankster: Hey there, can you hear me? So, uh, I was wondering about a pizza that never arrived?
Prankster: Did my parents really order a pizza? They placed the order an hour ago, right before they went out. It still hasn’t arrived.
Victim: Apologies, but this line is dedicated solely to new orders. Please reach out to customer services for assistance instead.
Prankster: Huh? I need to call someone different? It’s super easy. Wasn’t it a hand-tossed cheese pizza? Medium? Hmm, but I’m not sure about the cheese type. Mozzarella? Cheddar? I think those are included. Definitely no feta or blue cheese, though. Hmm, seems kinda plain. Should I switch it up? Can I swap it for pepperoni? Hello?
Victim: Unfortunately, we’re unable to accommodate that request. Would you prefer to create a new order instead?
Prankster: A new order? I’ve got one already! What’s going on?
Prankster: This has to be the most terrible [different pizza company] ever!
If the initial choice seems too challenging, consider attempting this alternative. Contact a pizza restaurant and request the phone number of a different business.
Victim: Hi, you’ve reached [company name]. What can I assist you with today?
Prankster: Could you give me the contact number for [different pizza company]?
The pranks for beginners may not be the most clever in the lineup, but they’re essential for honing your basic pranking skills. Prank calling revolves around building resilience—you need to converse and engage with others over the phone effortlessly, as if it’s second nature.
Moderate-Level Prank Phone Conversations
The following stage involves intermediate-level prank calls. The objective now is to improvise and think on your feet to navigate challenging scenarios. Aim to keep the other person engaged for the longest time possible! Below are a few humorous prank call concepts designed for kids:
Parenting Basics
Unless you possess an incredibly persuasive childlike tone like Tara Strong, only children can successfully execute this prank. Call an unknown number and inquire about how babies are created. Parents dread discussing the birds and the bees. Imagine the discomfort of a stranger faced with such a question from an unfamiliar child? You’re guaranteed to get a reaction.interesting results.
Consider these potential openings you might explore:
“Hello, are you grown up? As in an adult?”smart “Are you an adult? Do you understand how babies are born?”
“I’m not sure my parents are being honest with me. They claim babies come out when you poop, but I never saw my mom go to the bathroom. Are they deceiving me or telling the truth?”
“I’d like to give my mom and dad a baby as a Christmas gift. Any idea where I can find one for them?”
After delivering the opening lines, pause for their reply. It’s not easy—you’ll need to improvise the remainder of your prank call.
To discover more ways to use the call, take a look at our adorable kid automated prank call video. In it, a soundboard inquires, “Where do babies come from?” Using the Ownage Pranks app, you can share a prank call script with family and friends.
Did You Pick Up the Milk?
The second stage focuses on tackling the tough questions, so we should continue with that approach. For this prank call, act as though you’re searching for your father, who disappeared years ago to purchase milk. The chances of success are slim, so save this for the perfect opportunity. Once you encounter someone who sounds elderly, perhaps in their 30s or older—it’s time to perform.
You can use this general structure as a guide:
Prankster: [echoes the name]! Hailing from [state*]!
Prankster: I-I believe you’re my father… It’s hard to believe I finally tracked you down. W-would you mind bringing back the milk? My cereal’s been unbearably dry for years!sobs
You can generally determine their origin using the number you possess. Look up the state codes on the internet.
The success of the remaining call depends on your ability to improvise. Take a look at our blog article: The Art of Pranking: Improv Tips.
Sophisticated Prank Phone Calls
Once you’ve mastered the intermediate prank calls, it’s time to level up. Check out these advanced prank call ideas for kids. These calls emphasize playful humor, quick thinking, and your knack for crafting original jokes on the spot.
A Contemporary En-tre-pre-neur
Anything can be turned into a prank call with a little creativity. This is what defines the Modern Day Entrepreneur. The era of children selling lemonade on street corners has faded into the past. What happened to those simple days? It’s no secret that overly concerned individuals often shut down such efforts, claiming kids lack the proper permits. But imagine if those barriers didn’t exist.
What if children entered the telemarketing business? Rather than pushing paper and ink, they could market lemonade. They’d still need to stay ahead of the competition, after all.
Consider testing out this example script:
Prankster: The Little Lemonade Stand (™) is the top children’s lemonade kiosk in the state. For years, we’ve provided budget-friendly drinks to our cul-de-sac community. What began as a midsummer venture has expanded into offering beverages throughout the entire year. Are there any specific lemonade choices you’d like?
Prankster: There are multiple products that could catch your attention, such as the Old Fashion, Organic Sunrise, and our Pink Japajooza.
Prank calls can be incredibly entertaining! Most adults despise them, particularly when they come from children. However, there’s a long-standing unwritten rule: if the prank is genuinely hilarious, they might just overlook it.
Key Points to Keep in Mind
Keep in mind that although it’s fine to enjoy yourself, never prank call emergency services or police stations. You could face serious consequences—even if you’re a child. Only dial numbers you’re familiar with or those provided in the phone directory.
If you’re not prepared to prank-call others yourself, ask Ownage Pranks to handle it for you. They’ll create hilarious prank calls—guaranteed to entertain!
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