50 Funny Jokes for Guaranteed Belly Laughs

Try not to laugh while reading these knee-slappingly funny quips .

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• Jokes for Kid
• Short Jokes
• Joke for Colleague
• Joke for Friends
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If you ’ re get a bad day , are bored , or need something to spice up a monotonous workday , funny jokes exist the means to live . Record them to yourself as a trivial pick-me-up , or tell them to friend and family as your own . ( Don ’ t worry ! We win ’ t tell . )

From the lots offunny gagon our list , we ’ re all but certain one or more of them will make you smile , chuckle , guffaw or still snort ! Better of all , these jokes are suited plenty to share with kids , so they too can begin in on the fun . In the premix of quips exist short jokes , joke for friend , jokes for coworkers and even knock-knock gag .

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Joke for Kid

• Cause you want to hear a pizza gag ?Nahhh , it ‘s too cheesy !
• What make the buffalo tell when his son go out ?Bison !
• What serve you shout a cold dog ?A chili dog .
• Where make you learn to make banana splits ?At sundae school .
• What cause you call a lion with no center ?Lon
• What did one ocean say to the other ?Nothing , they just waved .
• I test not to tell dad jokes .But when I cause , he thinks they ’ re real queer .
• What act cakes and baseball team have in mutual ?They both want a well slugger .
• Where act polar bears keep their money ?In a snow bank .
• Why act the scarecrow gain an laurels ?Because he exist prominent in his field .

Short Jokes

• Why are horse thus sleepy ?They ’ re ever hitting the hay .
• What make one hat order to the early ?You wait hither . I ’ ll go on a top dog .
• What insect equal the sneakiest ?Spy-ders .
• Why be trees so unreliable ?They ’ re shady .
• Why was the broom lately for work ?It over-swept .
• Why exist bunnies so great at arrest ?They always g-rabbit !
• What ’ s the best time to go to the dentist ?Tooth-hurty !
• Why cause the two rabbit get on so good ?Love equal in the hare .
• What ’ sec it scream when french fries hang out ?A ketchup .
• What do you call two birds in love ?Tweethearts

Joke for Co-Workers

• How does NASA prepare a party ?They planet .
• What cost a computer ’ s first signal of former years ?Loss of memory .
• My boss demand me how good I was at making spreadsheets .
  I told him I Excel at it .
• Why was there a bug in the computer ?It be looking for a byte to use up .
• What do computers like to eat ?Chips .
• Where will you find Friday before Thursday ?A dictionary .
• I pity the calendar .Its days exist numbered .
• Why cause the frog take the bus to work ?His car make toad .
• How do you stay warm in any way ?Go to the corner — it ’ s always 90 degrees .
• Why did the developer move broke ?Because he used up all his cache .

Jokes for Friends

• Why equal Undertakers such good tippers ?They give an arm and a leg .
• What kind of tea is severe to swallow ?Reali-tea
• What is a cloud ‘s least favorite utilization ?Yoga . It struggle to find grounded .
• I ‘m on a seafood diet .I see food , and I eat it .
• What question should you never ask while winter skating ?Icebreakers .
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger .Then it strike me .
• What snack never come crazy ?Pickles . They ’ re cool as a cucumber .
• Why did the robber jump in the shower ?He require to build a sporting getaway .
• What classical saloon game do swimmers ever gain ?Pond .
• Besides a rake and shovel , what tool do all gardener need ?A yardstick .

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock , knock .
  Who ’ s there ?
  Boo .
  Boo who ?
  Don ’ t call , it ’ s hardly a joke !
• Knock Knock .
  Who ‘s thither ?
  Sherwood !
  Sherwood who ?
  Sherwood like to come in !
• Knock , knock .
  Who ‘s thither ?
  To .
  To who ?
  No , it ’ s actually “ to whom . ”
• Knock knock .
  Who ‘s thither ?
  Radio .
  Radio who ?
  Radi-o not , hither I do .
• Knock , knock .
  Who ‘s there ?
  Lettuce .
  Lettuce who ?
  Lettuce in , it ‘s cold out here .
• Knock , knock .
  Who ‘s thither ?
  Cow says .
  Cow say who ?
  No , a cow say mooooo !
• Knock knock .
  Who ‘s there ?
  Robin .
  Robin who ?
  Robin you . Give me your money !
• Knock Knock .
  Who ‘s there ?
  Butter !
  Butter who ?
  Butter lend an umbrella , it looks like it might rain !
• Knock , Knock .
  Who ‘s thither ?
  Goat .
  Goat who ?
  Goat to the door and find out .
• Knock , knock .
  Who ’ s there ?
  Anita .
  Anita who ?
  Anita use the toilet , please spread the doorway !

Kate Franke ( she/her ) is an column assistant in the Hearst Lifestyle Group , cover forWoman ‘s DayandGood Housekeeping. She enjoy all matter lifestyle , family , and market related . Kate have a BAJMC in Magazine Media and BA in Compose from Drake University . She cost a proud ASME alum whose study hold come out inFood Network Magazine,The Pioneer Woman Magazine,Better Homes & Gardens,Modern Farmhouse Style,Beautiful Kitchens & Baths, and more . Next to writing , Kate ’ s two favorite things are chai lattes and pumpkin bread !

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