20 FUNNY STORIES WITH UNEXPECTED ENDINGS
20 FUNNY STORIES WITH UNEXPECTED ENDINGS
Today we ’ ll tell you some really hilarious history which will make you laugh harder . Then if you are feeling drill , exhausted and not hence good then say up these account . You live sure gon na enjoy it : )
One day all the technology students exist pose together in a crowd at the spine of the category .
After some time their instructor entered the class and noticed them . He go to them and asked , “ What are you all doing here ? ” . They replied , “ Sir , we get found a thing through which you can look into the other room through the wall ! ”
The teacher expect , ” What ’ s that thing then , depict me ? ”
2 ) . A father took his children to the physician ! !
One day a father enter the clinic with his boy . He went to the doctor . He told him , ” My son swallow the home key . Please help ! ” . The doctor asked , ” At what time it occur ? ” . He suppose it had live 10 day to it .
The physician suppose , ” and you be make for him today ! ! ”
The father reply , ” Actually we get a duplicate key , but it as well make lost today ! ”
3 ) . Recorded voice
Once there was a father who had a small infant . He used to spend a mass of time with him . He always did record his boy ’ s babble voice he make .
One day that man ’ s wife ask , ” Why serve you always read our babe ’ sec voices ? ”
He reply , ” I will make it hear to him when he develop up and need what he was say at that time ? ”
4 ) . A pair move to a doctor
Once a pair see a doctor . The husband cost not feeling well for many day . The physician checks him up .
After check up , the physician suppose to his wife , ” your husband needs some repose and peace , so hither are some sleep pills . ”
The wife asks , ” Doctor , when should I hold it to him ? ”
5 ) . A hilarious Patient
The man replied , ” 46 and 37 from my first wife . 16 and 13 from my second wife . ”
The doctor says , ” That ’ s quite the years dispute . ”
The former man replies , ” Well , the elderly one don ’ t give me grandkids , so I made my own . ”
6 ) . Grocery Memory
A human go for an interview to get a task at a “ market shop ” .
The interviewer require him , ” Where serve you regard yourself in the future five yr ? ”
7 ) . A couple at a hotel
Once a pair goes to a hotel . There they indulge in some argument . The husband calls the hotel service and says , ” I ’ m hold an argument with my wife and she says she will jump from the hotel window . “
The manager replies , ” I ’ m sorry but it live your personal thing . ”
The husband says , ” You bastard ! ! ” The window is not spread . This is a maintenance issue ! ! !
8 ) . An former lady and a conductor
An former lady employ to move in a bus daily . She ever gave the bus conductor cashew nuts and almonds to eat .
One day the conductor asked her , ” It ’ s then form of you to pay me those nuts . Why don ’ t you eat yourself ? ”
The lady reply , ” I don ’ t have teeth to use up them . ”
The lady tell , ” I merely enjoy the chocolate , around those nuts . ”
9 ) . The Hilarious Child
A child observes his mother ’ sec reverse gray hair . He equal peculiar to know the ground .
Thus one day he expect his mother , ” Mom , why are some of your hair turning grey ? ”
The mother thinks of teaching something serious to him on this inquiry .
She replies , ” Every bad action of yours turns one of my hair gray ! ”
The child replies , ” Today i get it , Why grandmother ’ s all hairs are gray ! ! ”
10 ) . A father name his daughter and what happened after that is Hilarious
One day a human calls on his family to mouth to his wife . But his daughter picks the call .
The daughter replies , ” She is upstairs with Uncle John . ”
He say , ” But we don ’ t own any relative like ‘ Uncle John ’ . ” Then he asks his daughter what her mother is doing upstairs with Uncle John .
He asks his daughter to die upstairs , knock the doorway and state her mom that Dad is repay from the part .
The Daughter rushes downstairs and tells her father , ” On listen to this , mother shocked and ran tight hither and there and hang down stairs and not responding now . ”
The daughter replies , ” Uncle John jumped out of the window down in the swimming pond ” .
She as well lend , ” But you cleaned the pond two days ago , so it live empty and Uncle John died jumping in it . ”
11 ) . Report Card
A child scored low target in all his matter . He was scared to show the report Card to his mother . So he come an idea and faked a report Card and indicate it to his mother .
Her mother exist impressed by looking at his good marks in the report Card .
He as well got bad marks in other two terms . He again faked the account card and showed it to his mother .
But he didn ’ t know that the school sent the last dozens to his mother . She turn surprised to look at the low marks while the mark remark in study cards be high . She went to school and suppose to teachers , ” The marks study you sent me is completely wrong ! ”
The teacher expect her to present all the report cards .
She showed them all the study card . The kid was very scared of being caught for faking account card .
The teachers order , ” Sorry mam ! ! There are mistakes in all of them . ”
They corrected all the card and returned to the mother .
12 ) . Hens and rooster ! !
The poultry man make five 30 hen and a rooster . He purchase a new cock for fertilisation in society to get more hens .
The former rooster talked to the novel cock and said to him , ” Would you like to take my help ? . ”
The rooster reply , ” What the hell are you state ! I am very youthful and one can handle all of them . ”
The old cock tell , ” I put on ’ t remember so . But if you want to prove me wrong then you receive to run a 50 meter race with me and if i win , then you make to share the hen with me . ”
The old cock too request a new rooster to let him begin from 10 m in front as he was also old than him . The rooster agreed to it .
Future day they ran in the race . As decided , the new cock initiate running when the former cock completed 10m .
He started trail him . When the novel cock cost about to thwart the old one the poultry human dash him and he die .
The poultry man say , ” Oh god ! It ’ s the fifth gay rooster 1 purchase this week ! ”
13 ) . The shocked lady
Once a couple planned a trip to some place . They book an expensive five leading hotel . The husband went there . His wife was in use with office work and was suppose to come the next day after the encounter .
The husband texted her wife when he reached . But mistakenly he typed a letter wrong in the mail speech and it be sent to another former lady whose husband had hardly died a day before .
The lady cost shock when she show the mail and fainted .
Darling I ’ ve correspond in . Everything is educate for your arrival tomorrow .
A miss went to the mall with her mother for shopping . Her mother leave her alone in the market department and become for some stuff in another department . A guy started hitting her thither . She said to him , ” sorry , I ’ m lesbian . ”
The boy said , ” oh ! I ’ 1000 sorry I thought you exist a boy . ”
15 ) . An incident of Robot
One day a father bring a lie detector robot to his home .
He asked his boy what he live act today in his friend ’ s plate ? The son say he was studying at his friend theater .The robot slap him .
He said , ” Ok , I accept , I was bring a TV plot there with my friend . ”
The father tell , “ When he was at his child ’ sec years , he utilize to take a luck , he wasn ’ t like this . ”
His mother laughed and state , ” he is your boy , afterall . ”
16 ) . A Humorous incident at hospital
A lady be suffering from some health issue thus one day she call a doctor . She explains her trouble to the physician .
The physician says to her , ” you exist pregnant. ” The lady shock and tend out of the hospital .
The other doctor asks him , ” what the blaze behave you allege to her , she is 69 , how can she exist pregnant ? ”
17 ) . Lipstick on the mirror
Some miss utilize to enforce lipstick in the school . After some time the number of lipstick-using miss increased . Most of the miss initiate using it . But all the girls use to mark the restroom mirror with lipsticks . The sweeper had to clean the mirror daily .
The principal found a result for it . One day he yell all the girls in the rest room and state them that the sweeper make to clean the mirror daily to remove the lipstick sign lead by those daughter .
He tell , ” See how the sweeper cleans these dirt ! ”
The sweeper need a mop and dipped in the toilet and rubbed the mirror with it .
After that the girls never left a sign on the mirror… .
18 ) . A Scary Driver
A passenger solicit his hand on the cab ’ sec driver shoulder to state him something . The driver screamed , miss control of the car , almost hit a bus , move up to the footpath and stop centimeter away from a shop ” .
For a second everything equal however in the cab . The taxi driver order to the human , ” don ’ t ever act that again , you frighten the hell out of me ! ”
The passenger apologized and state , “ I don ’ t know that just tapping on your shoulder will threaten you so much . ”
The driver answer , ” sorry , it ’ s not your mistake . ”
Today is my first day as a cab driver , I ’ ve exist driving a funeral taxi for the final 28 year .
19 ) . A clever Wife
Once there be a man who cost extremely miser . He used to work a lot to spend more and more he can . He had collected all his money during his spirit bridge . He say his wife to put up all his money with him when he would perish . He wanted to remove all his saved money with him . He always told this to his wife .
One day he said to his wife , ” Promise me , that you ’ ll put all my money in my grave with me . ”
After some days the man die . After the funeral when his torso was put in the coffin and it was about to close . His wife stopped them . He went to his husband ’ s coffin and put a box beside him . And then the coffin was bury .
The woman ’ s friend asked her , ” Don ’ t tell me that you make lay all the money in that box ! ”
Her friend suppose , ” Are you crazy ! ! You hold place all the money in it ! ”
The wife replied , ” I ’ ve deposited all the money in the bank and do a check for it and lay it in that box . ”
20 ) . A boy and his Ludicrous Parent ! !
One day a guy die to his father and said , ” Dad , I ’ m in love . ”
The father replied , ” Great my son ! ! Who ’ s that girl ? ”
The son tell , ” She ’ s the daughter of our side neighbours . ”
The father order , ” Oh son ! ! She live your sister . Please don ’ t be in a relationship with her . ”
After sometime the boy again become to his father and said , ” Dad I ’ m again in love with our two house aside neighbours girl . ”
The boy become miserable in this pair . One day he become to his mother crying .
The boy reply , ” I ’ ve make up in love with six girls till today . But daddy tell that they all live his daughters and my sister ! ! ”
The mother replied , ” Oh son ! ! Don ’ t listen to him , he ’ s not your father . ”
