210+ Hilarious Jokes Your 10-11 Year Old Will Adore
Hey parents! I understand—getting kids to giggle isn’t easy. Believe me, I’ve been in your shoes.
After trying out countless jokes on my 10-year-old (and receiving plenty of exasperated sighs), I’ve finally compiled a list that actually lands!
These jokes are wholesome, lighthearted, and ideal for kids aged 10 to 11.
Stop scrambling to search for “kid-friendly jokes” when time is tight. I’ve already handled the tough part for you.
Additionally, these are the types of jokes your children can share at school without risking any consequences.
Turn your kids into the funniest comedians in their classroom!
Funny Animal Jokes for Kids Aged 10 to 11
What do you name a toothless bear? A: A gummy bear!
2. What’s a cow’s favorite place for fun? A: The moo-vies!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A: Cows say. Cows say who? Nope, cows say MOO!
4. What do you name a cow that has no legs? A: Ground beef!
5. What do you name a two-legged cow? A: Lean meat!
6. What do you name a pig skilled in karate? A: A pork chop!
7. Which creature requires a wig? A: A bald eagle!
What do you name a fly that has no wings? A: A walk!
9. What makes bees’ hair so sticky? A: It’s all thanks to their honeycombs!
10. What do you name an alligator wearing a vest? A: An investigator!
11. Where can you locate a dog that has no legs? A: Exactly where you last placed him.
What do you call a cow that can’t produce a moo? A: A milk dud.
13. What did the pig exclaim during the scorching heat? A: I’m bacon!
14. Why do sharks prefer saltwater? A: Pepper water would cause them to sneeze!
15. Where do fish stash their cash? A: In the river bank!
16. Is a kangaroo capable of leaping higher than the Empire State Building? A: Absolutely! The Empire State Building doesn’t have the ability to jump!
17. What do you name a canine that knows how to tell time? A: A watch dog!
18. What’s the term for a bull that’s asleep? A: A bulldozer!
How can you tell if an elephant is hiding beneath your bed? A: You bump your head on the ceiling!
20. What causes elephants to have so many wrinkles? A: They simply take forever to iron!
21. What’s the best way to stop an elephant from charging? A: Confiscate her credit card!
22. What was the reason the elephant covered himself in various colors? A: To blend in with the crayon box!
How do you know an elephant has been inside your fridge? A: You’ll spot its footprints in the butter!
What distinguishes elephants from grapes? A: Grapes are purple.
25. What were Tarzan’s words upon spotting the approaching elephants? A: “The elephants are coming!”
26. How did Jane react upon spotting the approaching elephants? A: “Look, grapes are coming!” (She couldn’t distinguish colors.)
27. When a lion enters a room, what time is it? A: Time to get out!
What’s the name for a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat? A: Tyrannosaurus Tex!
What do you name a chicken that keeps track of her eggs? A: A mathema-chicken!
What type of lion never roars? A: A dandelion!
What type of hairstyles do bees prefer? A: Buzzzzcuts!
32. What did the frog request for lunch? A: A burger and a diet croak!
33. Which part of a turkey is covered with the most feathers? A: The exterior!
34. What’s the reason hummingbirds hum? A: They haven’t learned the lyrics yet!
35. What kept the pony from joining the choir? A: She was just a little horse!
36. What’s the best way to stop a bull from charging? A: Cancel its credit card!
38. Why can’t you rely on a pig to keep a secret? A: It’s guaranteed to squeal.
39. What type of music do whales enjoy? A: They prefer listening to the orca-stra!
What’s the most prized kind of fish? A: A gold fish!
What’s the term for an insane elephant? A: An earthquake!
43. What do you receive from a cow that always gets what she wants? A: Spoiled milk!
What’s the name for the horse living beside you? A: Your neigh-bor!
45. Why do seagulls prefer flying above the sea? A: If they chose to fly over the bay instead, they’d turn into bagels.
47. What subject do snakes prefer in school? A: Hissss-tory!
48. Which insect has the highest intelligence? A: A spelling bee!
What type of mathematics do birds enjoy the most? A: Owl-gebra!
Why do ducks never use credit cards? A: Because they’re always carrying bills!
Why do frogs have the best footwear? A: Open-toad!
52. What motivated the peanut to board a spacecraft? A: He aimed to become an astro-nut!
53. What’s the name for a seagull that resides near the bay? A: A bagel!
54. Which sea creature holds the title for being the strongest? A: Mussels!
What type of chicken is the most humorous? A: A comedi-hen!
56. Why did the broom arrive late to class? A: It swept past its alarm!
57. What’s both red and harmful to your teeth? A: A brick!
What’s the name for a guy holding a shovel? A: Doug.
What do you name a cow that performs on the trumpet? A: A moo-sician!
Why don’t Dalmatians succeed at hide and seek? A: Because they’re constantly spotted!
62. Which pizza variety do dogs prefer? A: Pup-eroni pizza!
63. What was the reason the frog opted for the bus instead of driving to work? A: Because his vehicle was toad away.
64. Which creature is never missing from a baseball match? A: A bat.
What’s the name for a pony that’s coughing? A: A little horse.
66. What makes bees’ hair sticky? A: It’s due to their honeycombs.
67. Why don’t koalas qualify as real bears? A: They lack the necessary koalafications.
What do you name a fish that’s missing an eye? A: A fsh.
What’s the term for a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore.
Why did the dog perform exceptionally well in school? A: Because he was the teacher’s pet!
71. What was the reason the cookie visited the hospital? A: It was feeling crummy.
72. What was the shark’s remark after eating the clownfish? A: This has a slightly amusing flavor.
73. What led to the swiftest feline in class being expelled? A: Because it was a cheetah.
Funny School Jokes for Children Aged 10 to 11
74. What made the math book appear so gloomy? A: Because it was filled with too many problems!
75. What did the number zero say to the number eight? A: I like your belt!
76. What was the chicken’s reason for crossing the playground? A: To reach the opposite slide!
What was the wall’s remark to the other wall? A: Let’s catch up at the corner!
79. What was Benjamin Franklin’s reaction upon uncovering electricity? A: Shocked!
80. What prompted the teacher to wear sunglasses? A: Her students were exceptionally brilliant!
81. What prompted the cookie to visit the nurse? A: It was feeling crummy!
Which hand is the best for writing? A: Neither. You should use a pencil instead!
83. Why did the science teacher warn her students against believing an atom? A: Because they make up everything!
84. What’s the reason the music teacher can’t get his car to start? A: He forgot his keys were still on the piano!
Why isn’t it possible for someone’s nose to measure 12 inches in length? A: If it were, it would literally be a foot!
86. What caused the computer to sneeze? A: It was infected with a virus!
87. Why did the girl place her cake inside the freezer? A: She intended to ice it.
88. How does a scientist keep her breath fresh? A: With experi-mints! (experiments!)
Why did the computer programmer bring chips to work? A: Because they love computer chips!
Why did the boy toss his clock out the window? A: Because he wanted to watch time fly!
Why did the educator bring birdseed to school? A: For her parrot-teacher meeting!
Where do you study to master the art of greeting others? A: Hi school!
What do cheerleaders have in the morning? A: Cheerios!
Why do math teachers love this time of year? Because it’s Sum-mer!
96. What left the politician gasping for air? A: He was running for office.
What subject does a witch enjoy most in school? A: Spelling.
98. Why did the student eat his homework? A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
99. What was the reason the attorney appeared in court wearing only his underwear? A: He left his lawsuit behind.
What is a footballer’s preferred element on the periodic table? A: Goooooooooooold!
101. Which winter sport does a math teacher enjoy the most? A: Figure skating.
102. What landed the princess in the emergency room? A: She fractured her crown.
103. What led to the teenager being restricted from internet access unless he had a license? A: He caused the computer to malfunction.
What is a type of ball that isn’t thrown, shot, eaten, spat, bounced, or caught? A: An eyeball.
Laughter Making the Rounds
105. Knock, knock. Who’s there? An elderly woman. An elderly woman who? I had no idea you could yodel!
What comes with four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!
107. What was the reason the man circled his bed repeatedly? A: He wanted to catch up on his rest!
What do librarians bring along on fishing trips? A: Book worms!
109. What was the reason the golfer put on two pairs of trousers? A: Just in case he ended up with a hole in one!
“What was the plate’s remark to its companion? A: The meal’s my treat!”
111. What did the traffic light tell the truck? A: Don’t peek! I’m switching!
What do you name a train loaded with bubble gum? A: A chew-chew train!
113. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Woo. Woo-hoo! Q: No need to get so worked up—it’s only a joke!
114. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Tank. Tank who? Q: No need to thank me!
115. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Pizza. Pizza who? Q: Pizza peace on earth and goodwill to all!
116. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Lettuce. Lettuce who? Q: Let us in, and we’ll explain!
117. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Officers. Officers who? Q: Officers, open up! We’re freezing outside!
“118. What did one DNA strand say to the other? A: Do these genes make me look fat?”
119. Have you heard the one about the astronaut with claustrophobia? A: All he wanted was some space.
120. What question did the reporter ask the ice cream? A: “What’s the scoop?”
121. What do you call a counterfeit noodle? A: An impasta!
“Why did the janitor yell as he leaped from the closet? A: Supplies!”
What did the buffalo say when his offspring departed? A: Bison!
124. What did the tree tell the wind? A: Leaf me alone!
125. What did one hat say to the other? A: Stay here. I’ll go ahead.
127. Have you heard about the man who created the knock-knock joke? A: He received the “no-bell” award.
Jokes Inspired by the Seasons of the Year
What descends during winter yet remains unharmed? A: The snow!
129. Since April showers result in Mayflowers, what is the outcome of Mayflowers? A: Pilgrims!
What happens if you mix a snowman and a vampire? The answer: Frostbite!
131. What makes ghosts terrible at lying? A: Because they’re completely transparent!
How can you repair a broken pumpkin? A: By using a pumpkin patch!
When do people tend to get injured most frequently? A: During the FALL!
134. Why do birds migrate south during winter? A: Because flying is quicker than walking!
What’s the name for a gloomy strawberry? A: A blueberry!
136. What brought the banana to the doctor’s office? A: Because it wasn’t feeling its best—peeling poorly!
137. What’s the most challenging aspect of mastering skydiving? A: The ground!
139. What led to the swiftest feline in class being expelled? A: Because it was a cheetah.
140. What prompted the turkey to become part of a musical group? A: To put his drumsticks to good use.
Why did the math teacher love that particular dessert? A: Pi.
Why isn’t it possible for your head to measure 12 inches in length? A: Since that would make it a foot.
143. Why is “break a leg” the traditional way to wish actors good luck? A: Because every performance has a cast.
144. Where do roses rest during the night? A: In their flowerbed.
Goofy Jokes for Kids Aged 10 to 11
What’s blue and has the scent of red paint? A: Blue paint!
146. How do you drop a lemon? A: Simply release your grip!
147. How do you communicate with a giant? A: Speak in large terms!
What’s the name for cheese that belongs to someone else? A: Nacho cheese!
149. What’s the favorite dance spot for hamburgers? A: A meat ball!
151. What did the cowboy exclaim when his dog went missing? A: Doggone it!
What’s the term for a cheerful cowboy? A: A jolly rancher!
What do cowboys typically add to their salads? A: Ranch dressing!
Why shouldn’t you hand Elsa a balloon? A: She’ll just let it go!
157. What’s the reason strings never come in first during a race? A: They always end up in a tie!
158. Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? A: Because she was already stuffed!
Why did the piece of gum cross the street? A: Because it was attached to the chicken’s foot!
160. What was the reason the painting got arrested? A: Because it was framed!
162. What did one hat say to the other? A: Wait here, I’ll go ahead. (go on a head)
Why do ninjas prefer sneakers? A: Because they’re perfect for stealthy moves!
164. Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow? A: He hoped to dream sweetly!
What’s the name for two banana skins? A: A set of slippers!
What separates broccoli from boogers? A: Children won’t touch broccoli!
What’s the one thing you receive each birthday? A: Another year added to your age!
168. Why is it a bad idea to converse with circles? A: Because there’s no point!
What is the shared trait between Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh? A: Both have the same middle name!
What’s brown, covered in hair, and sports sunglasses? A: A stylish coconut!
What did the pirate exclaim when he turned 80? A: Aye matey.
Why did the baker place the cake inside the freezer? A: She intended to ice it!
What’s red and harmful to your teeth? A: A brick!
What’s the name for a guy holding a shovel? A: Doug.
Why do balloons dislike certain types of music? A: They can’t stand pop music.
What kind of footwear does a banana peel prefer most? A: Slippers.
What similarity exists between cakes and baseball teams? A: Both require a skilled batter.
What’s the secret ingredient in gold soup? A: Fourteen carrots!
What type of lighting did Noah use on the ark? A: Floodlights!
What is the center of gravity? A: It’s the letter V!
183. What rises continuously and never falls? A: Your age!
185. What’s the reason oysters never share? A: Because they’re shell-fish!
What type of fish enjoys heading into combat? A: A swordfish!
What type of footwear do spies always have on? A: Sneak-ers.
Why was the Genie angry? A: Because someone rubbed him the wrong way.
190. What brought the banana to the doctor? A: He wasn’t feeling too peely.
How do you paddle a canoe full of puppies? A: Use the doggy paddle.
“What did one eye tell the other? A: Just between us, something doesn’t smell right.”
How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A: Roughly a dollar per ear.
194. What did the snowflake whisper to the road? A: We should stay united.
What’s the term for a fish missing an eye? A: A fsh.
Funny Nature-Themed Jokes for Children
How do the world’s oceans greet one another? A: They wave!
What’s the name for a blooming plant powered by electricity? A: A power plant!
What type of room lacks doors? A: A mushroom!
199. What’s the reason birds migrate south during winter? A: Walking that distance would take too long!
What’s the term for a vegetable that’s retired? A: A has-bean!
How do mountains keep warm during the winter? A: They wear snowcaps!
How do you recognize a skilled farmer? A: He excels in his field!
What possesses countless ears yet remains unable to hear anything? A: A corn field.
What game does a tornado enjoy the most? A: Twister!
What kind of weather does a king love most? A: Rain! (reign)
206. What’s the total number of apples found on an apple tree? A: Every single one!
207. Why is an egg terrible at comedy? A: Because it ends up cracking up!
Why is playing cards in the jungle risky? A: Due to all the CHEETAHS around! (cheaters)
What do you call a depressed strawberry? A: A blueberry!
What type of tree can you hold in your hand? A: A palm tree!
211. What’s the name for cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!
What does a triceratops use for seating? A: Its tricera-bottom!
213. What do you call a dinosaur that’s fast asleep? A: A dino-snore!
How does Spiderman conduct his research? A: By surfing the World Wide Web!
What’s the biggest gem in the world? A: A baseball diamond!
What do you get when you dunk a cat in chocolate? A: A Kitty-Kat Bar!
Why are fish so smart? A: Because they swim in schools!
218. Where do birds put their savings? A: The stork-market!
219. What’s the reason bicycles can’t stay upright by themselves? A: Because they’re two-tired!
Which state tops the intelligence chart? A: Alabama—it scores four As and a single B!
What does the bride of a spider wear? A: A dress made of webbing.
Where do you pick up the skills to prepare banana splits? A: At sundae school.
223. What makes bees’ hair sticky? A: It’s because they rely on honeycombs.
224. What’s the favorite vacation spot for pencils? A: Pencil-vania.
225. Where do roses rest at night? A: In their flowerbed.
Which ocean is known for being the most meticulous? A: The Pacific.
227. How did the flowers react as the bride made her way down the aisle? A: They rose.
Conclusion
Here’s a collection of over 210 jokes guaranteed to get kids laughing!
Choosing the perfect jokes for kids aged 10 to 11 isn’t always easy.
Too childish? They won’t react harshly. Too mature? That’s inviting problems.
These jokes strike the perfect balance. They’re appropriate for school yet witty enough to earn genuine laughter.
Keep this list, pass it along to fellow parents, and see your children’s excitement grow as they become experts in having a great time.
Sometimes, a single great joke is all you need to brighten someone’s day.
