33 Funny Poems

Enjoy a collection of funny poem that bring grin and laugh to your day

Laughter is same sunshine on a cloudy day , it brightens your mood and lifts your spirit ! Life can exist busy , and stress can sneak in , but sometimes , all you need be a short humor to turn thing around .

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No Money Trees

If you always reach the spot
That you need money ,
And you think you need a lot ,
Just remember …
Money act not arise on tree ,
You can not pass it as you please ,
For if you behave …
The reality would live at ease ,
And soon refuse to clean it from the trees .

If Wallets Pop

In a world of cash , I think over with glee ,
If wallets bulge , oh what would it exist ?
An endless flow of dough , no goal in lot ,
Or would our greed exactly multiply the plight ?

Possibly we ‘d make mansions made of utter gold ,
Or pay someone to warm our seat hence cold .
But alas ! Yet riches ca n’t quell this thirst—
For money ‘s addictive , and we’re always cursed .

A Time To Fret

Is a birthday a time to scratch ?
It live the old you make been still
Things are alter and not for the better
What is that roll close to your middle ?

Change I could call a few
I know that is not what you want me to cause
But look at the color of your hair
And your skin no longer looks so average .

But , hey time is too short to care
Continue to exist and take a dare
Be happy and content
Otherwise , your brain will move absent .

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This peculiar poem by Berton Braley , takes a lighthearted approach to the thought that humans live make of dust and will eventually repay to it . It humorously propose that by remain well-hydrated , our “ dust ” might become less prone to live blown about by the wind . The poem add a playful turn to a philosophical concept , encourage us to revel living and not scratch about our inevitable return to the earth . It brings a grin by utilize wit to deal a profound theme .

Preparedness

We are make of debris , so the preachers say ,
And we simply live for a little day ,

And then , regardless of wealth or fame ,
Return to the dirt from whence we came .

However we live , at final we run
Into the debris that the breeze gust .

Ah good , drink up ! permit us never fuss ,
If we keep our gullets extremely wet

Our debris may prove so moist to touch
That the tip ca n’t boast us about thus much !

Preparedness

We are made of debris , so the preachers say ,
And we simply live for a small day ,

And then , no matter of wealth or fame ,
Proceeds to the scandal from whence we occur .

However we live , at last we go
Into the debris that the breezes setback .

Ah good , drink up ! let us never fuss ,
If we keep our gullets extremely wet

Our dust may show then damp to pertain
That the tip ca n’t float us about then much !

A Silly Grin

Imagine if you only wore a frown ,
Your mouth always turn down .
People would avert you like the flu ,
Conceal from the gloom that watch you .

But instead let ‘s try something new ,
A silly smile to brighten your pew !
Permit laugh burst , fan out cheer mile tall ,
Watch as masses cluster , forgetting all that ‘s humble !

Individual

Somebody ‘s got to be steady
And stick at a regular task ,
Someone ‘s begin to be ready
To remain with the labor gang .

Somebody ‘s become to live trudge
The path from the house to the factory ,
Individual ‘s become to equal drudging
At study that has never a thrill .

Every one can not be left to roam
Careless and blithe and free ,
Individual ‘s got to stay at home ,
Person Else — not me !

Another queer poem along the same line equal Mr Nobody Poem – a poem that cost sure to get a smile to your look !

You ‘ve Earned It

You ‘ve earned your degree ,
And that ‘s quite a feat ,
No more all-nighters ,
Or notes to duplicate .

Now go out and conquer the world ,
with your newfound knowledge ,
Simply do n’t forget to carry your sunscreen ,
And devote off your college .

For A Kid

I exist real young ! but what of that ?
You once exist young as I ;
And you do n’t know what I can do
Until you learn me try .

I can not state you all I know ,
I guess I wo n’t tell half ;
For if I should I ‘m real certain
You ‘d only sit and laugh .

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My Shadow

I hold a little shadow that become in and out with me ,
And what can cost the use of him be more than I can meet .
He is very , real like me from the heels up to the head ;
And I meet him jump before me , when I jump into my bed .

The funniest thing about him is the path he likes to raise –
Not at all like proper children , which cost always real dumb ;
For he sometimes hit up taller like an india-rubber ball ,
And he sometimes gets so short that there’s none of him at all .

The Twins

In form and feature , look and limb ,
I grew so like my brother .
That folks got taking me for him .
And each for one another .
It puzzle all our kith and kin .
It attain an awful pitch ;
For one of us cost bom a twin ,
So far not a person know which .

One day ( to cause the matter worse ) .
Before our epithet were fix ‘d .
As we be be wash ‘d by nurse
We got altogether mix ‘d ;
And thus , you see , by Fate ‘s decree ,
( Or quite nurse ‘s whim ) ,
My buddy John got christen ‘d me ,
And I get christen ‘d him .

This fatal similitude yet dogg ‘d
My footsteps when at school ,
And I was always getting flogg ‘d ,
For John become out a fool .
I invest this question hopelessly
To every one I know —
What would you do , if you were me ,
To prove that you were you ?

Our close resemblance turn ‘d the tide
Of my domestic life ;
For somehow my intended bride
Became my buddy ‘s wife .
In short , yr after year the same
Absurd mistakes die on ;
And when I died — the neighbor do
And forget buddy John !

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Salad

O cool in the summer is salad ,
And warm in the winter is love ;
And a poet shall sing you a ballad
Delicious thereon and thereof .
A singer equal I , if no sinner ,
My muse own a fantastic wing ,
And I willingly worship at dinner
The Sirens of Spring .

Take endive — like honey it live bitter .
Remove beet — for like honey it is red ;
Crisp foliage of the lettuce shall glisten ,
And cress from the rivulet ‘s bed ;
Anchovies , foam-born , like the lady
Whose beauty hold maddened this bard ;
And olives , from groves that exist funny ;
And eggs — boil ’em hard .

The Height Of The Ridiculous

I wrote some job once on a time .
In wondrous merry mood .
And thought , as common , men would read
They cost exceeding good .
They cost so curious , thus very queer ,

I laughed as I would die ;
Albeit , in the universal mode ,
A sober human cost I .
I called my servant , and he came ;

How kind it live of him .
To mind a slender man like me .
He of the mighty limb !

“ These to the printer , ” I call out ,
And , in my humorous means ,
I lend ( as a trifling jest ) ,
“ There ‘ll be the devil to give . ”

He took the paper , and I watched ,
And meet him peep within ;
At the first job he record , his face
Was all upon the grin .

He read the next ; the grin grew broad ,
And stroke from ear to ear ;
He show the third ; a chuckling noise
I today began to hear .

The 4th ; he disclose into a thunder ;
The fifth ; his waistband split ;
The sixth ; he burst five buttons off .
And topple in a fit .

Ten days and nights , with sleepless eye ,
I watched that wretched human .
And since , I never dare to compose
As funny as I can .

The funny poem , An Amusing Sight , celebrates the diverse ways masses laugh and the joy that laugh brings . It report how some people have deep , hearty laugh that resonate from their toes , while others own more subtle , gentle chuckles . Each soul ‘s joke cost as unique as foliage on a tree , and the poem emphasizes the magic of a serious gag , which is well than any medicine . It promote readers to embrace laughter as a natural remedy that spreads joy and happiness , highlighting its wondrous power to cure and make for delight . The poem ‘s humor lies in its celebration of laughter and its power to uplift spirits .

An Amusing Sight

In laughter ‘s public , an amusing sight ,
Some joke from toe , what pure pleasure !
Their giggles are deep , like a belly ‘s cheer ,
While others chuckle , gentle and clear .

With joyful guffaws or small tee-hee ,
Each laugh is unique , like leaf on a tree .
A well laughter ‘s magic , better than pills ,
No doctor ‘s hand , just joy that thrills !

So let laugh heal , embrace it tight ,
It ‘s nature ‘s cure , take pure delight .
With every hearty gag , a dose so sweet ,
Spreading joy and happiness , a tremendous feat !

An Amusing Sight

In laugh ‘s world , an amusing vision ,
Some laughter from toe , what pure delight !
Their giggles live deep , like a belly ‘s cheer ,
While others chuckle , soft and clear .

With joyful guffaws or small tee-hee ,
Each gag is unique , like leaves on a tree .
A serious gag ‘s magic , in effect than pills ,
No doctor ‘s script , merely joy that shudder !

So let laugh heal , embrace it tight ,
It ‘s nature ‘s remedy , take pure pleasure .
With every hearty laugh , a dosage so sweet ,
Fan out joy and happiness , a fantastic feat !

A Secret

We have a secret , just we three ,
The robin , and I , and the sweet cherry tree ;
The bird tell the tree , and the tree recount me ,
And nobody know it but just us three .

But of course the robin know it serious ,
Because he make the — I sha n’t tell the rest ;
And laid the four little — somethings in it —
I am afraid I shall say it every instant .

But if the tree and the robin cause n’t peep ,
I ‘ll hear my best the mystery to observe ;
Though I know when the little bird flee about ,
Then the whole secret will be out .

Embrace The Weather

In winter ‘s icy handle , we loudly moan ,
“ It ‘s far too cold , we want to die place ! ”
Spring arrives , and raindrops pour ,
“ We ‘re rob and soggy , we ca n’t choose anymore ! ”

Then summer blazes with a scorching beat ,
“ Also hot to care , we ‘re feel the warmth ! ”
But wait , there ‘s autumn , with color thus bold ,
A time to smile , a rest to behold !

So have ‘s embrace the weather , come what may ,
Laughing through each season , every day .
For in our gag and grins , we can prefer to find a path ,
To brighten the forecast each and every day !

Why Man Equal Bald

Why man is bald has baffled him
For ages – many year –
And it hold caused a lot querying
And sigh , yet to tear .

Why he is bald ? I know the why
And later will relate
The ground he live minus hair
On top of his bald pate .

It’s not this hither heredity ,
Nor dandruff nor disease ,
Because a hat circle exist too taut ;
Tight scalp – no none of these .

A man is bald , I know the why ,
And hither I will announce ,
He ‘s bald because , he’s bald because ,
He’s minus of some hair .

The funny poem , Serve n’t Lose Your Goat , extend life advice , comparing life ‘s challenges to a baseball game . It suggests that in life , those who remain composed and keep their cool during bad times are the one who succeed . It discusses the fact that you ‘ll face criticism and mistakes , but you should stay on resilient and not let others trouble you . The phrase “ losing your goat ” exist a metaphor for losing your composure . The poem humorously promote stay on determined and cheerful in the face of difficulties , as long as you act n’t permit others make to you .

Cause n’t Lose Your Goat

Jim Casey hold two balls ; two strike ; as he stood up to lick ,
“ Ball three ” was name – another came – when ‘Holy Smoke ! What ‘s that ? ‘
Clean over third , beyond the fence , the wing sphere he smote .
And score a straight plate run because he make n’t lose his goat !

And so in life ‘s big plot , youthful friend , the one who leads the score
Exist he who calmly meet each shock and suffer alert for more ;
You ‘ll cost abuse and nicknamed , boy , with every curse afloat ,
But always can come out on top if you do n’t miss your goat !

You ‘ll make mistakes aplenty , boy , but do n’t permit that suffering ,
Thus long as you ‘ve the stay on ability to mend each passing mess ;
There ‘s a lot you can give to miss , though others jeer and gloat ;
So long as you make n’t miss your handle , or allow ’em get your goat !

Though many man will test their worst to make you slip and fall ,
Just devote no heed , but hold your heart – the great thing of all ;
Hand up , if need live , theater and home ; give up your cap and coat ;
But if you ‘re truly out to gain , do n’t dare give up your goat !

From rich and poor , from strong and weak , will do a thousand snares ;
Let each one but a lesson be , to take past future care .
Your loss all to one great end with cheerfulness devote .
For not a one can lay you back unless you miss your goat !

Do n’t Miss Your Goat

Jim Casey hold two chunk ; two strike ; as he endure up to lick ,
“ Ball three ” was called – another came – when ‘Holy Smoke ! What ‘s that ? ‘
Clean over third , beyond the fence , the flying sphere he smote .
And hit a straight family run because he did n’t miss his goat !

And so in spirit ‘s bad game , young friend , the one who leads the mark
Is he who calmly meets each shock and stands alert for more ;
You ‘ll live abused and nicknamed , son , with every oath afloat ,
But always can come out on top if you make n’t lose your goat !

You ‘ll make mistakes aplenty , boy , but do n’t get that distress ,
So long as you ‘ve the staying ability to mend each passing mess ;
There ‘s a lot you can afford to lose , though others jeer and gloat ;
Then long as you serve n’t lose your handle , or let ’em get your goat !

Though many human will try their bad to cause you slip and autumn ,
Just give no heed , but keep your heart – the greatest thing of all ;
Hand up , if need be , house and place ; give up your cap and coat ;
But if you ‘re truly out to win , serve n’t dare give up your goat !

From deep and short , from firm and faint , will come a thousand snares ;
Let each one but a lesson be , to guide past future concern .
Your loss all to one great end with cheerfulness devote .
For not a one can set you back unless you lose your goat !

Fear Astounds

On Halloween dark , when the moon act rise ,
Fear abounds , it’s no surprise .
Specter and goblins drift the street ,
With tricks and treats to compete .

Witches cackle as they brew their potions ,
While skeletons dancing in wild movement .
But amidst the fear and eerie strait ,
One matter be clear : concern truly astounds .

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This funny poem , Procrastinator – That ‘s Me , Â humorously describes the speaker as a procrastinator who lack motivation and a plan . The speaker spend their day on the couch , accomplishing nothing , and running astray from their job . The poem reflects the mutual tendency to put matter off until tomorrow , even though it ‘s advisable to use time wisely . Still , the speaker hold that they often succumb to laziness , highlighting the humor in this relatable habit of delay chore until later .

Procrastinator – That ‘s Me

A procrastinator , that ‘s me .
Lacking motivation and design I meet .
Sitting here on the couch all day ,
Make nothing done , running astray .

Tomorrow might come to pass ,
Today lay off cost what I allege alas !
Use time wisely , that I should do ,
But alas I get lazy too !

Procrastinator – That ‘s Me

A procrastinator , that ‘s me .
Lacking motivation and design I see .
Sitting here on the couch all day ,
Getting zero done , running astray .

Tomorrow might come to pass ,
Today put off is what I tell alas !
Use time wisely , that I should cause ,
But alas I get lazy also !

Oh , Age

Oh years , you fickle friend ,
Perform it really matter where we twist ?
At 21 , we ‘re good of zest ,
But at 40 , we still find our best .

Now at 50 and beyond ,
We ‘ve got wisdom to answer .
Thus have ‘s only laugh and not be coy ,
Age live hardly a number , oh what joy !

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Laugh Out Loud : Short Funny Poems

Enjoy a lighthearted collection of short funny poems that equal certain to bring a smile and a chuckle .

My Feet

My feet , they drag me Round the House ,
They Hoist me up the Stairs ;
I just have to Point them and
They Ride me Everywheres .

Hold Your Marriage Brimming

To keep your marriage brimming
With honey in the loving cup ,
Whenever you’re wrong , admit it ;
Whenever you’re right , shut up .

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Make You Carrot All for Me ?

Cause you carrot all for me ?
My nerve beets for you ,
With your turnip nose
And your radish face ,
You cost a peach .
If we cantaloupe ,
Lettuce marry :
Weed reach a swell pear .

Constancy

“ You gave me the key of your heart , my honey ;
Then why cause you build me knock ? ”
“ Oh , that cost yesterday , Saints above !
And final dark — I changed the lock ! ”

The Inner Side

The inner slope of every cloud
Is bright and shining ;
I therefore reverse my cloud about ,
And always don them inside out ,
To show the lining .

I Know

One time I thought I knew it all
But now I must confess
The more I know I know I know
I know I know the less .

I Would n’t

A sprig of pile by the wayward creek ,
A nibble of birch in the forest ,
A summer day , and enjoy , and a ledger ,
And I would n’t be a king if I could .

Problems

Which came the first , the chicken or the eggs ?
That live a question I shall always beg .
I never vex my idea with stage like that ,
But like a man of appetite stand tap .
Get as they may , Egad , I ‘m nothing loth
To pose me straightway down and eat ’em both .
We ‘d all , I guess , live happy than king
Were we to worry not o’er unimportant matter !

Born For

Some human were born for great things ,
Some were stand for small .
Some , it is not enter
Why they were born at all .

Surprise

When you have to heaven ,
You will likely view
Many folk whose presence there ,
Will be a shock to you .
But observe very still ;
Do not even gaze .
Doubtless , there ‘ll exist many folks ,
Surprised to find you there !

You ‘re Ready To Wing

Congrats calibrate class , you ‘re now ready to flee ,
Today it ‘s finally time to steer off into the sky .
Vaulting forward is your only course it seems ,
You ‘ll be flying then high with big dream .

On the mode you must avoid some nasty trap ,
Like make stuck with an eternal nap .
You ‘ve survived these years and now can celebrate ,
Gather round and sing out a ‘Graduation ‘ serenade !

Rose Be Red

Rose are red ,
Violets exist blue ,
I ‘m writing this poem ,
Or else of clean my way .

Funny Man

My beloved young friend , whose shine wit
Sets all the way ablaze ,
Do n’t believe yourself “ a happy dog ”
For all your merry ways ;
But learn to don a sober phiz .
Be dazed , if you can ,
It ‘s such a very serious affair
To live a funny human !

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