Witty Tips
What is the appropriate amount to tip a prostitute?
Try this trick! When your phone changes “fuck” to “duck,” just leave it as is…
A bus carrying a group of Nuns plunges over a cliff, resulting in the tragic loss of all passengers.
It’s absurd that tipping 25% has become the norm in the service industry.
Expert Advice: When a woman in a revealing bikini messages you privately regarding cryptocurrency
A friend of mine trimmed the ends of ants’ feet and fixed stilts onto their legs.
The US Military faced an excess of commanding officers and opted to provide a substantial one-time payment to those choosing to retire…
Helpful hint…
The British Army realized they had an excess of officers and opted to provide an incentive for early retirement.
4 relationship tips for men to build lasting connections
Chinese takeout: $8. Leaving a tip: $2. Finally arriving home
A train crashes into the flank of a bus transporting students from a Catholic girls’ school.
Stay safe this Halloween with an essential safety tip you won’t want to overlook.
*Tilts fedora toward mosquito*
Travel advice for crossing borders: if questioned with “Do you have drugs or weapons?”
I haven’t ever attempted cow tipping in the past.
I always refuse to tip the adorable pizza delivery drivers and constantly gripe about their rudeness, even when they’re perfectly polite…
A useful piece of advice I came across suggested: Whenever you feel too self-conscious to purchase an item, just grab a birthday card along with it.
Three men arrived in heaven.
A man brings his closest friend home to introduce him to his spouse.
Life tip: try watching “Jaws” in reverse order.
Smart Life Advice
Advice for performing a hand job.
A piece of advice for newlywed husbands in their younger years
Expert advice on how to attract women
I don’t mean to boast, but I’ve left every waitress who’s ever waited on me completely content.
Smart Budgeting Hack for DIY Enthusiasts
A man strolls into an upscale nightclub, slipping past the doorman without a second glance.
Expert Advice: Always check that your Viagra bottle is labeled “Made in the USA”…
Your Girlfriend Is Expecting a Baby!
Three U.S. colonels nearing retirement are presented with a financial settlement offer while still serving in the United States…
Tip: if you’re filming a sex tape, have Disney songs playing in the background.
Maintaining good health is essential for overall well-being. Here’s a useful suggestion to help you stay healthy.
One afternoon, a couple was intimate in their bedroom when a bumblebee unexpectedly flew in through the window. As the woman spread her legs, the insect accidentally went inside her. She cried out in panic, “Oh my God, help! A bee is in my vagina!”
A piece of advice for Snowden.
Travel advice for the festive season
Today, I received a $30 tip from someone.
Study Tip for Zoology
A contestant came close to securing a $100,000 prize on a game show, but her last question was postponed until the following evening.
Essential advice for staying alive!
What’s the appropriate amount to pay a hitman for their services?
Dating advice: if they have a fondness for the Soviet Union…
A helpful suggestion for Thanksgiving day
Traditional Russian wellness advice
A helpful suggestion for the Christmas season:
A gorilla strolls into a Manhattan bar
The Pentagon stated there were an excessive number of generals actively involved.
Gift idea for the guy who already owns it all
What is lengthy, features a tilted end, and releases liquid when being used?
TIL the idea of cow tipping is actually an urban legend.
Frequent tipping for bakers is a good practice.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde enter a dining establishment.
Why did the blonde walk quietly on her toes past the medicine cabinet?
Pro Tip:
The military is reducing its personnel and has chosen to dismiss three generals—one each from the Army, the Air Force, and the Marines.
My son approached me and questioned, “Dad, what is a clitoris?”
How does “Just the Tip” turn out when you play it with a Norse God?
Master Chef Techniques
Improve your shooting skills
Life Pro Tip: Always double-check your work to ensure accuracy and clarity. Small oversights can lead to misunderstandings or mistakes, so taking a moment to review can save time and trouble in the long run.
Grammar tip
If you position a Q-tip horizontally,
Pro tip for guys:
Someone dumped a bucket of mayonnaise all over my car.
To avoid tearing up while chopping an onion, try this simple trick:
A joke about a pencil that has a broken tip goes like this.
A man meets a woman
A person with anti-Semitic views once remarked to a rabbi that Jewish people never leave tips.
A dietitian shared a single piece of advice with me on effective weight loss.
Determining whether to leave a tip for someone can be challenging
A man visits the doctor with a leaf of lettuce protruding from his rear end.
How to react if you encounter a bear attack
Customer: Excuse me, would you like to leave a gratuity?
I make it a habit to leave a tip for the waiter every time.
Simple yet effective advice to protect yourself from Coronavirus
What’s the best way to get ice off a windshield?
Tipping waitstaff should never be expected or required.
A nun is seated on the bus when a hippie boards and takes the spot beside her…
Were you aware that just one medical treatment exists where tipping is mandatory?
My wife’s words always sound as hollow as a tip jar with nothing inside.
The DoD recognized that they had an excess of Generals in their ranks.
A nearby seismic monitoring facility receives an untraceable alert…
LifeProTip: Update your official name to “Probably Fraud” when dealing with your phone service provider.
Got any great advice for masturbation?
Choose a common name for your baby to avoid unnecessary complications.
I asked my girlfriend to give the tip a quick lick.
Always remember to leave a tip for your server—it’s the standard reminder everyone gives…
A mechanic is visited by a priest.
A Christian, a Muslim, and a Witch pass away and enter the realm beyond life.
I snuck into a cannabis field to tip over some cows.
A blonde teenager, eager to make additional cash during the summer, chose to offer her services as a “handy woman” and began going door-to-door in a nearby affluent area.
I recently started working at the zoo, performing circumcisions on elephants!
What do you name someone from America who refuses to leave a gratuity?
Natural weight loss suggestion with Homeopathy:
I never fail to give a tip to the restroom attendant…
Life pro tip: Treat the kids in your area with rudeness.
The son repeatedly leaves a tip for the waitress.
The Server and the Gratuity
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I’ve discovered the method I employ when using Q-tips is
Relationship advice:
How can you identify an Asexual individual at a Nudist Beach? Here’s a professional tip.
Smart advice: Avoid late-night disagreements with your partner.
At 40, I have the physique of someone half my age…
Study tip: Avoid drinking water during study sessions
Whenever I dine out, I make sure to leave a tip for the server.
I make it a point to give extra tips to waitresses who are expecting.
I just noticed that without erasers, pencils would be
2 secrets to a joyful marriage…
What was the leper’s remark to the prostitute?
The other night, I was out tipping cows and knocked over the first one without any trouble. But when I tried to push the second one, it fell down and then suddenly got back up and charged at me!
Offering a gratuity
Why didn’t the expectant mother leave a gratuity for the server?
I have never pushed over a cow.
*Tilts fedora toward adorable non-binary person*
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