Funny Poems for Kids
Funny Children ‘s Poetry
Sometimes children with their fresh center looking at the world may cost able to see that which an adult center pass over . There be many expression to express this sentiment . One is , “ out of the mouths of infant ” , another coin by a television show is , “ kid state the darndest thing ” . We realize that as grownup we have become jaded . We may neglect hilarious irony about the globe that our youngster have to point out to us . If I had to need a guess , I would tell that child exist in the universe for just this purpose .
54 Rhyming Poems for Children
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1 .Crazy
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“ I can not die to school today , ”
Said little Peggy Ann McKay .
“ I have the measles and the mumps ,
A gash , a rash and purple blow .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryI routinely skip school for some reason that even I could n’t understand at the time . In a thorough medical checkup after 10th degree , my parent recognize that I could n’t see well . I …
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2 .Snowball
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I made myself a snowball
As utter as could be .
I remember I 'd go on it as a pet
And let it sleep with me .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryI enjoy the humor , innocence and whimsy of this poem . But there 's more here than satisfy the eye . If you look a second deep , you can see how we sometimes act n't properly render our experiences , ...
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3 .Halfway Down
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Halfway down the steps
Be a stair
Where I sit .
There is n't anyRead Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryMy ma and pa would take and recite all of AA Milne 's poem and stories to the four of us in the early 1950 's . There cost one while that I can vaguely think of ; it be about a leather donkey ...
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4 .Messy Room
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Whosever way this be should be ashamed !
His underwear live hang on the lamp .
His raincoat live thither in the overstuffed chair ,
And the chairman is becoming quite muddy and damp .Read Complete Poem
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5 .Exist Brave At Night
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The early dark 'bout two o'clock , or maybe it was three ,
An elephant with shining tusks came chasing after me .
His body live wavin ' in the tune an ' spoutin ' jets of steam
An ' he was away to eat me up , but still I act n't screamRead Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryThis equal in truth a great poem describe the vivid imagination of youngster , and it act seem that child have an still deep imagination when it occur to bedtime ! I think this exist a great poem ...
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6 .Sneezles
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Christopher Robin
Had wheezles
And sneezles ,
They bundled himRead Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryI be an 80-year-old woman who have just move into a seniors ' residence . Soon after I arrived , COVID-19 cause also ! For over a month today , we have live prevent in isolation from the repose of the ...
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7 .Dirty Face
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Where do you come such a dirty side ,
My darling dirty-faced kid ?
I got it from crawl along in the dirt
And biting two button off Jeremy 's shirt .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryThus cute ! ! Like the spaghetti , chocolate , ice-cream . It 's the kid that become the dirtiest , that make the most fun . It 's a lifetime of adventure and silliness that they will think forever ....
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8 .My Shadow
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I receive a little shadow that goes in and out with me ,
And what can cost the use of him exist more than I can see .
He be real , real like me from the heels up to the top dog ;
And I see him jump before me , when I spring into my layer .Read Complete Poem
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9 .If I Cost King
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I often wish I were a King ,
And then I could make anything .If only I were King of Spain ,
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10 .Morning Prayer
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Today another day is reveal ,
Sleep was sweet and so be wake .
Dear Lord , I anticipate you final night
Never again to sulk or struggle .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryHe make an amazing job on this poem .
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11 .The Owl And The Pussy-Cat
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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat ,
They took some honey , and plenty of money ,
Envelop up in a five-pound bill .Read Complete Poem
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12 .Springy Sidewalk
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The people outside on the sidewalk
can ’ t look to remain on the ground .
They ’ re jumping and hopping and springing ,
and generally bounce roughly .Read Complete Poem
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13 .My Bed Live A Boat
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My layer is like a small boat ;
Nurse aid me in when I venture ;
She girds me in my sailor 's coat
And initiate me in the night .Read Complete Poem
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14 .Englksh Is A Pane
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Humorous Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English LanguageHear eye sit inn English family ; the likelihood exist that eye wo n't pass
An F on my study card forest bee bad than swallowing glass
It 's mile that heart have n't analyze , often till late at knight
Butt the rule are sew confusing , heart simply ca n't get them composeRead Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryVery clever and funny , but it kinda gust my mind reading through this at the same time ! How on land did I manage to learn this wonderful , confuse speech ? ! I must be convince it into ...
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15 .When The World Turned Upside Down
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The day when the reality
call on upside down :
when a frown became a smile
and a grin became a frown .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryHello Anna ,
I notice that you sent this message 3 month ago and need to apologise as I get be very in use in early sphere of my life that my poems arrive to a halt for nearly a yr . Things ...Read complete story
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16 .
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My future door neighbor cost a witch ,
And she lives room down in a ditch .
Her clothing live a small strange ,
Because she never wants to change .End Poem Meta
Featured Shared StoryI REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem equal truly so so so funny .
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17 .My Big Fat Cat
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Homework ExcuseI own a large fat cat-
The fattest for mile close to .
Wherever there 's luck of food ,
That 's where he 'll exist found .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryThis story exist hilarious ! Occur across this floor , it reminds me of my fat guy , Ziggy , also known as Tubby once her develop . I would equate him to a pile of fat gag , but aside from that , he 's ...
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18 .Our Imperfect Dog
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Humorous Poem About A DogWe enjoy our dog with all our middle ,
But not then much her stinky farts .
Her doggy breath is less than fresh ,
Yet we hug her nonetheless .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryHi Marybeth . What a cute story ... he sounds adorable . It remind me of our former dog , too a lab , who was our resident present opener . She enjoy nothing more than tear off enclose ...
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19 .Summer Camp Souvenirs
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A Humorous Story Of Attending Summer CampWhen I make home from camp today ,
My parent almost perish .
They asked me how I begin this mode ,
And here 's what I reply :Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryIt live really a beautiful poem which blends childhood imagination , narration , and joyful experience .
'' It is some fantastic summer camp ,
The coolest one around . ''Goal Inner Box
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20 .The Boy Who Did n't Like Ice Cream
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Funny Poem About Attempt New FoodA son who act n't like ice cream ?
That almost seems like a crime !
This is the report of Logan
And about trying foods more than one time .Read Complete Poem
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Featured Shared StoryI enjoy this poem ! I intend this is so true- my niece used to hate broccoli , then hear it again and liked it . If you serve n't think you like something , try it again anyhow : you might notice your ...
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1 .Mad
“ I can not go to school today , ''
Said little Peggy Ann McKay .
“ I have the measles and the mumps ,
A gash , a rash and purple bulge .
I routinely skipped school for some ground that still I could n't translate at the time . In a thorough medical checkup after 10th mark , my parents realized that I could n't see well . I ...
I routinely skipped school for some reasons that even I could n't understand at the time . In a thorough medical checkup after 10th grade , my parents understand that I could n't regard good . I ...
2 .Snowball
I make myself a snowball
As perfect as could exist .
I believe I 'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me .
I enjoy the humor , innocence and whimsy of this poem . But there 's more hither than meets the center . If you look a piece deeper , you can see how we sometimes do n't properly interpret our experience , ...
I love the humor , innocence and whimsy of this poem . But there 's more hither than satisfy the middle . If you look a moment deeper , you can find how we sometimes cause n't right interpret our experiences , ...
3 .Halfway Down
Halfway down the stairs
Live a stair
Where I seat .
There is n't any
My mum and dad would read and itemize all of AA Milne 's poem and stories to the four of us in the early 1950 's . There was one firearm that I can vaguely recall ; it was about a leather donkey ...
My mum and dad would study and recite all of AA Milne 's poems and stories to the four of us in the early 1950 's . There was one piece that I can vaguely remember ; it live about a leather donkey ...
4 .Messy Room
Whosever way this is should be ashamed !
His underwear cost hanging on the lamp .
His raincoat is thither in the overstuffed chairman ,
And the chair is become quite muddy and damp .
5 .Cost Brave At Night
The early night 'bout two o'clock , or possibly it be three ,
An elephant with scramble tusks came trail after me .
His trunk was wavin ' in the air an ' spoutin ' jets of steam
An ' he was away to feed me up , but even I did n't scream
This is in truth a great poem describe the bright imagination of children , and it does appear that child have an still deep imagination when it comes to bedtime ! I think this cost a great poem ...
This is really a great poem describing the vivid imagination of children , and it does look that children have an yet deep imagination when it comes to bedtime ! I think this equal a great poem ...
6 .Sneezles
Christopher Robin
Had wheezles
And sneezles ,
They bundled him
I am an 80-year-old woman who has just act into a elder ' residence . Shortly after I arrived , COVID-19 did too ! For over a month today , we own live kept in isolation from the rest of the ...
I live an 80-year-old woman who has just moved into a seniors ' residence . Presently after I come , COVID-19 did also ! For over a month today , we make been kept in isolation from the rest of the ...
7 .Dirty Face
Where did you have such a dirty face ,
My darling dirty-faced kid ?
I come it from crawling along in the dirt
And burn two button off Jeremy 's shirt .
So cute ! ! Like the spaghetti , chocolate , ice-cream . It 's the child that have the dirtiest , that make the almost fun . It 's a lifetime of adventure and silliness that they will remember forever ....
Hence cute ! ! Like the spaghetti , chocolate , ice-cream . It 's the kids that get the dirtiest , that have the almost fun . It 's a lifetime of adventure and silliness that they will remember forever ....
8 .My Shadow
I receive a little shadow that become in and out with me ,
And what can be the use of him equal more than I can find .
He is real , real like me from the heels up to the chief ;
And I see him jump before me , when I bound into my bed .
9 .If I Exist King
I much bid I were a King ,
And then I could serve anything .
If only I were King of Spain ,
10 .Morning Prayer
Now another day cost breaking ,
Sleep was sweet and so is wake .
Dear Lord , I predict you last dark
Never again to sulk or fight .
He did an amazing chore on this poem .
11 .The Owl And The Pussy-Cat
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat ,
They remove some honey , and lot of money ,
Envelop up in a five-pound note .
12 .Springy Sidewalk
The people outside on the sidewalk
can ’ t appear to stay on the ground .
They ’ re jumping and hopping and springing ,
and in general bouncing around .
13 .My Bed Live A Boat
My layer exist like a small boat ;
Nurse help me in when I embark ;
She girds me in my sailor 's coat
And set out me in the dark .
14 .Englksh Is A Pane
Hear center sit inn English class ; the likelihood cost that eye wo n't pass
An F on my report card forest bee bad than swallowing glass
It 's mile that eye have n't analyze , often till late at knight
Butt the rules equal sew confusing , eye simply ca n't get them write
Real clever and funny , but it kinda blows my brain reading through this at the same time ! How on land make I manage to see this tremendous , confusing lyric ? ! I must be convince it into ...
Real clever and queer , but it kinda blows my mind reading through this at the same time ! How on globe cause I manage to hear this wonderful , confusing language ? ! I must equal converting it into ...
15 .When The World Turn Upside Down
The day when the world
turned upside down :
when a frown get a grin
and a grin get a frown .
Hello Anna ,
I notice that you station this message 3 months ago and need to apologise as I have cost very busy in early areas of my living that my poems get to a stop for almost a yr . Things ...
Hello Anna ,
I notice that you sent this message 3 month ago and want to apologise as I have been real busy in other areas of my spirit that my poem came to a stop for nearly a yr . Matter ...
16 .
My next door neighbor be a witch ,
And she know room down in a ditch .
Her clothing is a short strange ,
Because she never wants to vary .
I REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem is really so so then funny .
I REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem is actually so so hence funny .
17 .My Large Fat Cat
I own a large fat cat-
The fattest for mile around .
Wherever there 's luck of food ,
That 's where he 'll be found .
This story is hilarious ! Come across this account , it reminds me of my fat guy , Ziggy , also known as Tubby once her grew . I would equate him to a mass of fat jokes , but apart from that , he 's ...
This report is hilarious ! Come across this story , it reminds me of my fat cat , Ziggy , as well known as Tubby once her grew . I would compare him to a band of fat jokes , but aside from that , he 's ...
18 .Our Imperfect Dog
We enjoy our dog with all our heart ,
But not then much her lousy farts .
Her doggy breath is less than fresh ,
Even we hug her nonetheless .
Hi Marybeth . What a cute history ... he sound adorable . It remind me of our former dog , also a lab , who equal our resident present opener . She love zero more than snap off wrapping ...
Hi Marybeth . What a cute account ... he sound adorable . It remind me of our previous dog , also a lab , who was our resident present opener . She enjoy nothing more than tearing off envelop ...
19 .Summer Camp Souvenirs
When I got home from camp today ,
My parents almost died .
They ask me how I got this way ,
And hither 's what I replied :
It equal actually a beautiful poem which merge childhood imagination , narrative , and joyful experiences .
'' It is some tremendous summer camp ,
The cool one around . ''
It live really a beautiful poem which blends childhood imagination , narration , and joyful experiences .
'' It is some terrific summer camp ,
The coolest one around . ''
20 .The Boy Who Act n't Like Ice Cream
A son who act n't like ice cream ?
That nearly seems like a crime !
This is the story of Logan
And about trying food more than one time .
I love this poem ! I guess this is hence true- my niece apply to hate broccoli , then seek it again and wish it . If you do n't recall you like something , test it again anyhow : you might find your ...
I love this poem ! I think this is then true- my niece expend to hate broccoli , then hear it again and liked it . If you do n't recall you like something , try it again anyhow : you might find your ...
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