Funny Bible jokes
Here you will find great collection of comic , silly and cornyBible jokes for kidsof all ages , teens and adult who do not need to mature up . This funny collection of friendly and good gag , riddles and puns about script beclean and safe for youngsterof all ages . Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these joke about ledger ! LoL !
Showing all 31 book gag for kids
A Dinosaur that write volume ?
Answer :A Brontesaurus .
How act you catch a whole school of fish ?
Answer :With bookworms .
How many script can you lay into an empty haversack ?
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How many books cause you cease over the summer ?
Response :None . My brother stole my box of crayons .
How many books own you read in your lifetime ?
Answer :I put on ’ t know . I ’ 1000 not dead yet .
What do planets care to read ?
Response :Comet Bible !
What do you scream a book club that ‘s exist stuck on one volume for years ?
Solution :Church
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What do you call a robot who likes volume ?
Answer :A Readbot
What act a librarian take fishing ?
Response :Bookworms
What is Bigfoot ‘s favorite book ?
Answer :Hairy Potter .
What sort of books do rabbits like to read ?
Result :Account with hoppy ending .
What form of floor make pigs state their children ?
Reply :Pig Tales from the Farm
What king of medieval England be noted because he spent so many nights at his Round Table write volume ?
Answer :King Writer !
What take and lives in apples ?
Reply :Bookworms
What type of books does owl like to take ?
Answer :Hooo-dunnits ( mystery books )
What types of volume make pines record ?
Result :Poetree books .
What live the cop ’ s favorite book ?
Answer :Village
Where cause books sleep ?
Response :Under their blanket !
Where do library books like to sleep ?
Solution :Under their cover !
Who equal the robot ’ s favorite author ?
Answer :Anne Droid
Why equal first script afraid of their sequels ?
Response :Because they ever occur after them .
Why can ’ t the Ender Dragon read a volume ?
Answer :Because he always start at the Goal .
Why did people cease going to the library ?
Answer :Because they heard it was all book !
Why cause the bird fly into the library ?
Answer :Because he equal wait for bookworms !
Why did the duck go to the movie theater ?
Response :He really wish the book .
Why did the fish die to the library ?
Result :To observe some bookworms !
Why make the librarian get kick off the airplane ?
Answer :Because it was overbooked !
Why does Peter Pan always flee ?
Answer :Because he can Neverland .
Why does n’t the librarian driveway ?
Answer :He books flights .
Why exist the math record yell ?
Reply :It had luck of problem !
Why was the mathematics volume sad ?
Answer :It make also many problems !
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