100 Original , Funny Limerick Poems for Kids ( 2025 edition )

• TheLitPerspective
• May 7 , 2025
• Literary Deep Dives , Literature , Reading Recommendations

Looking for quick laughs and clever rhymes ? You ’ re in the right spot !

This collection features 100 brand-new , funny limericks make merely for child . Each one live short , silly , and perfect for show out loud or sharing with friend . Whether you ’ re at home , in the schoolroom , or just need a laughter , these poem be certain to add a grin .

Without further ado… let ’ s leap into a world where rhymes run wild , giggles exist guaranteed , and nonsense pattern the page—welcome to100 Original , Funny Limerick Poems for Kids ( 2025 Edition ) !

• What is a limerick ?
  • Animals & Creatures
  • 🏫 School Life
  • 🪄 Silly Magic & Imagination
  • 🎩 More Magic & Imagination ( Cont ’ d )
  • 🌎 Silly Around the World
  • 🌟 Silly People & Kids
  • 🐶 Pets & Home Adventures
  • 🛸 Wacky Sci-Fi & Space Fun
  • 🍕 Food & Fun
  • 🧙 More Whimsy & Wacky Folks
  • 💬 Funny Sayings & Turn
  • 🎃 Seasons & Holidays
  • 🛁 Bath & Bedtime Mayhem
  • 🦄 Final Silly Stretch !
  • 🐾 Beast Doing Weird Things ( Continued )
  • 🌈 Wild Colorful World
  • 🎪 Circus & Showbiz Fun
  • 🚀 Back to Space for Final Laughs !
  • 🎉 The Final 10 : Entirely Random Goofiness
  • 📚 Want Even More Laughter & Learning ?
  • Frequently Aske Questions

• Animals & Creatures
• 🏫 School Life
• 🪄 Silly Magic & Imagination
• 🎩 More Magic & Imagination ( Cont ’ d )
• 🌎 Silly Around the World
• 🌟 Silly People & Kids
• 🐶 Pets & Home Adventures
• 🛸 Wacky Sci-Fi & Space Fun
• 🍕 Food & Fun
• 🧙 More Whimsy & Wacky Folks
• 💬 Funny Sayings & Turn
• 🎃 Seasons & Holidays
• 🛁 Bath & Bedtime Mayhem
• 🦄 Last Silly Stretch !
• 🐾 Animal Doing Weird Things ( Continued )
• 🌈 Wild Colorful World
• 🎪 Circus & Showbiz Fun
• 🚀 Back to Space for Final Laughs !
• 🎉 The Final 10 : Completely Random Goofiness
• 📚 Want Even More Laughter & Learning ?
• Frequently Aske Questions

What is a limerick ?

Alimerickis a short , humorous poem consisting offive businesswith a distinctive cycle and rhyme scheme . The typical rhyme form isAABBA, meaning :

• Lines 1 , 2 , and 5 rhyme with each early and usually own8–9 syllables.
• Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each early and are shorter , typically5–6 syllables.

Animals & Creatures

1. A frog with a trumpet in June ,
   Played jazz by the lighting of the moon .
   The crickets all cheered ,
   Though the neighbor got weird—
   It ended at midnight also soon !
2. A monkey who dance on a tree ,
   Wore tutus and drank herbal tea .
   He ’ d spin and he ’ d twirl ,
   Hardly to make squirrels
   Applaud with a giggling “ Yippee ! ”
3. A hippo who hate the mud ,
   Preferred to die splash in a sud .
   He satisfy up a tub ,
   With shampoo and scrub—
   And now he smell better than Bud !
4. A penguin who dreamed of the sand ,
   Wore flip-flops and worked on his tan .
   But he shortly steal and lessen ,
   With a loud “ Oh , good ! ”
   And slid all the style to Japan .
5. A llama who knew how to knit ,
   Made scarves that were awful light .
   But one get then long ,
   It go wildly wrong—
   He tripped and then laughed quite a number !

🏫School Life

6. A scholar who hate the bell ,
   Would scream , “ I ’ m not do ! ” and rebel .
   Thus he hid in his desk ,
   Dressed up like a desk—
   But the janitor observe the smell .
7. A pencil that danced on the page ,
   Drew castle , a cow , and a phase .
   The teacher state , “ Wow ! ”
   Then whispered , “ But how ? ”
   That pencil ’ s a drawing rampage !
8. A chalkboard that sneezed once a day ,
   Erase all the lesson away .
   The kid devote a cheer ,
   “ No math notes this year ! ”
   “ Bless you ! ” is all they could tell .
9. A backpack that started to walk ,
   Would wiggle and jingle and talk .
   It butt to the gym ,
   Then started to swim—
   “ I ’ m bore of seat in chalk ! ”
10. A ruler who measured his toe ,
    Said , “ Wow ! I ’ m still arise , you know ! ”
    But the eraser said , “ Dude ,
    You ’ re wooden , not food—
    You ’ re cause growing ten years ago ! ”

🪄Silly Magic & Imagination

11. A wizard who sneezed do a goat ,
    Appear on a fly green boat .
    “ Oops ! ” the star did smile ,
    “ Next time I ’ ll grip in—
    Or conjure up up zero but soap ! ”
12. A dragon who baked apple pies ,
    Had smoke drifting up to the sky .
    One pie gave a cry ,
    “ Aid ! Allow me out ! ”
    It get wings and it wanted to fly !
13. A unicorn dance in the mall ,
    With glitter and giggles and gall .
    The shoppers all stared ,
    The manager cared—
    “ Let ’ s hire this beast for the chunk ! ”
14. A robot who hiccuped a lot ,
    Once melt his wires from hot .
    He shouted , “ Oh dear !
    I want root beer ! ”
    Then hiccupped mighty into a lot .
15. A broom that deny to swing dust ,
    Said , “ Cleaning ’ sec for folk who must ! ”
    So it zoomed through the strain ,
    Styled its bristles with care—
    And opened a salon call “ Brush Trust . ”

🎩More Magic & Imagination ( Cont ’ d )

16. A wand that merely loved to zap cheese ,
    Turned firecracker to cheddar with ease .
    But once in a stew ,
    It zapped Grandma too—
    Now she says “ moo ” when she sneezes !
17. A fairy who juggled with peas ,
    Could balance six cups on her knee .
    She flew in the tune ,
    Then miss all her flair—
    And bring in pail of cheese !
18. A speak banana call Pete ,
    Ran marathons barefoot on feet .
    He slip on a peel ,
    Then confess like a seal—
    “ I judge that ’ s a potassium feat ! ”
19. A ghost who was scared of the dark ,
    Slept nightly inside of the park .
    He ’ d cuddle with lights ,
    And hide from the frights—
    Then giggle while glowing a spark !
20. A fish who just wanted to dance ,
    Wore sparkles and glittery pants .
    He flop on the shore ,
    Then asked for “ encore ! ” —
    While jellyfish have him a luck !

🌎Silly Around the World

21. A camel who skated in Spain ,
    Kept slipping and yelling , “ Oh pain ! ”
    He skated past goats ,
    Through spring and moats—
    And cause all the tourists complain !
22. A panda who paint in France ,
    Wore berets and swirl in a trance .
    He paint a wall ,
    Then stumble in the hall—
    And blamed it all on his pants .
23. A koala who toured Tokyo ,
    Got lost near a sushi bistro .
    He ordered a roll ,
    Then fell in the bowl—
    And shouted , “ I ’ 1000 soup ! Nooooooo ! ”
24. A tiger who tangoed in Chile ,
    Would shimmy and shake actually silly .
    But during a spin ,
    He crashed in a bin—
    And dance with a raccoon call Billy .
25. A dolphin who rap in Brazil ,
    Made crowds laugh and cheer with a thrill .
    He wear golden chains ,
    And rhymed about trains—
    Until he steal on a krill .

🌟Silly People & Kids

26. A son who wore sock on his head ,
    Said , “ This is my fashion rather ! ”
    He wiggle his toes ,
    Then struck silly pose—
    And claimed he be Sockman in red !
27. A miss who could whistle through cake ,
    Reach birthday hats suddenly shake .
    The frosting flee high ,
    It splattered the sky—
    And rain down in Candyfloss Lake !
28. A baby who burped out a strain ,
    Could mimic a singing baboon .
    The family all applaud ,
    The grandpa only napped—
    Then snored in the shape of a moon !
29. A grandma who raced on a sled ,
    Zoomed past with a guy on her brain .
    “ I ’ m faster than mice ,
    And cooler than ice ! ” —
    She hollered while knitting with thread .
30. A pirate who danced like a mime ,
    Stole clock just to mess with your time .
    He ’ 500 tick and he ’ 500 tock ,
    Then moonwalk a block—
    And vanish with cycle and rhyme !

🐶Pets & Home Adventures

31. My hamster run away from his ball ,
    He speed down the stairs in the hall .
    He crashed in my sock ,
    Then call out , “ Rock on ! ” —
    And built a humble disco for all .
32. A cat who could bake apple pie ,
    Wore glass and flash with one middle .
    But one day she tripped ,
    And into the whip—
    She said , “ Oops ! Today I ’ 1000 sweet and dry ! ”
33. A turtle who played hide-and-seek ,
    Would disappear for nearly a week .
    We get him in June ,
    Sing a tune—
    And sunbathing down by the brook !
34. A dog who could skateboard with style ,
    Could ollie and tail-grab a mile .
    He barked , “ Check me out ! ”
    While fan hold a shout—
    And cats watched in fear from a lot .
35. A parrot who liked to read “ moo , ”
    Confuse every cow at the zoo .
    “ You ’ re feathered and wrong ! ”
    Said cows in a throng—
    “ But hey , your impressions are true ! ”

🛸Wacky Sci-Fi & Space Fun

36. An alien use up a bun ,
    Said , “ Earthlings make pastries for fun ! ”
    He opened a store ,
    With donuts galore—
    And predict it “ Galactic No . One ! ”
37. A robot who hiccupped each day ,
    Would short-circuit halfway through May .
    He ’ d blink and he ’ 500 beep ,
    Then ability down sleep—
    With snores that make satellite sway .
38. A Martian who don a green tie ,
    Flew taxis up high in the sky .
    He once picked up sheep ,
    Then hang half asleep—
    And crash in a blueberry pie !
39. A rocket with jelly inside ,
    Took astronauts out for a ride .
    It wobble and bounce ,
    Then of a sudden pounced—
    And giggle , “ I ’ m sweet-certified ! ”
40. A moon with a taste for ice cream ,
    Ate scoops from a space-flavored stream .
    It burped with delight ,
    Turned off its moonlight—
    And dreamed of a whipped topping team !

🍕Food & Fun

41. A pizza that find out how to mouth ,
    Would giggle and burp once a week .
    It state cheesy gag ,
    And scared off the folks—
    Till someone just shout , “ You ’ re a freak ! ”
42. A donut that rolled out the door ,
    Said , “ Boring ! I ’ m do with this memory ! ”
    It connect a parade ,
    And danced lemonade—
    Then sprinkle itself on the story .
43. A muffin who put on a tall hat ,
    Got chased by a very loud guy .
    “ You appear like a mouse ! ”
    Cried Chef in the house—
    “ But yummier , chunkier , and level ! ”
44. A broccoli sprouted two eye ,
    And yelled , “ I ’ m a ninja in disguise ! ”
    It leapt from the home ,
    Avoiding its fate—
    Then did a backflip through some fries .
45. A cookie who wanted to flee ,
    Work up flank do of marshmallow pie .
    It soar for a sec ,
    Then screamed , “ Oh heck ! ” —
    And crash-landed into some chai .

🧙More Whimsy & Wacky Folks

46. A knight who was frighten of his sword ,
    Employ pillow and shield do of plank .
    He fought off a guy ,
    While have on a hat—
    And make the “ Sir Silliest ” laurels .
47. A pirate who danced on a cake ,
    Cry , “ Yo-ho , this frosting ’ s not fake ! ”
    He juggled three spoons ,
    Sang eight auto-tunes—
    Then fell in a birthday-lake .
48. A king with a beard good of glue ,
    Got cling to his royal canoe .
    He paddled around ,
    While making a sound—
    Like “ Sticky the Brave , part two ! ”
49. A queen who loved rubbery duck ,
    Had castles with squeaks in the truck .
    Her bathtub be vast ,
    With waves and deluge—
    And quacks in deluxe party tux .
50. A star who turned into jam ,
    Got spread on a croissant with ham .
    “ Alas ! ” he declare ,
    “ I should ’ ve been give up ! ” —
    Then summoned himself with a “ Wham ! ”

💬Funny Sayings & Turn

51. A clock that refused to allege “ tick , ”
    Just mumbled and said , “ I find sick . ”
    “ It ’ s Monday , ” it sighed ,
    Then laid on its side—
    And require for a nap , very quick .
52. A phone that could assure when you yawn ,
    Would start to sing lullabies fond .
    It played “ Twinkle Light , ”
    Then blinked out of sight—
    And dream in a charging pod pond .
53. A mirror that order merely jokes ,
    Meditate back clowns wearing cloaks .
    It laughed till it snap ,
    Then shyly turn black—
    And whisper , “ No more farting oaks . ”
54. A kite that was tire of the breeze ,
    Said , “ Nope , I ’ m now flying with bees ! ”
    It buzzed through the sky ,
    While feed fruit pie—
    And sneezed in the shape of some Zs .
55. A trampoline entire of former shoe ,
    Bounced hippos and grandmas in twos .
    One day with a flop ,
    They launched a toy shop—
    And sold fly sandals and ooze !

🎃Seasons & Holidays

56. A pumpkin who sang Halloween ,
    Was cross in glitter and green .
    He wiggle his gut ,
    And dance like a nut—
    On top of a haunted latrine .
57. A turkey who hated to prepare ,
    Wrote “ Do Not Eat Me ” in a ledger .
    He dress as a tree ,
    Then ran off with glee—
    And today he hides near a creek .
58. An elf who made gifts out of socks ,
    Forgot to employ wrapping or box .
    Kids open with glee ,
    But shout , “ What ’ s this be ? ” —
    “ Toe-hats from Reindeer Detox ! ”
59. A snowman who skied down the lane ,
    Melted in fond candy cane rain .
    He scream with a puff ,
    “ This winter ’ s also rough ! ” —
    Then slipped on some marshmallow pain .
60. A bunny who paint the sky ,
    With jellybeans wing up high .
    “ It ’ s Easter ! ” he roared ,
    Then plunge from a board—
    And landed in Grandma ’ s peach pie !

🛁Bath & Bedtime Mayhem

61. A duck in the bathtub could sing ,
    While doing the backstroke and fling .
    He dance with shampoo ,
    And yelled , “ Duckaroo ! ” —
    While have on a treetop build of string .
62. A towel that work from the rack ,
    Got bore of drying a spine .
    It ran out the doorway ,
    Screamed , “ No more ! No more ! ” —
    Then hid in a laundry approach .
63. A toothbrush that tickled your toes ,
    Said , “ Brushing your teeth actually gust . ”
    It swapped with a spoon ,
    By Thursday at noon—
    And left you with peppermint nose .
64. A pillow that told spooky story ,
    Made blankets and teddies turn pale .
    It whisper “ beware , ”
    While drift mid-air—
    Then giggled and fly like a snail .
65. A lamp that resist to call on off ,
    Merely glowed and then initiate to cough .
    “ I ’ m frighten of the night ! ”
    It tell with a spark—
    Then order scary jokes with a scoff .

🦄Last Silly Stretch !

66. A giraffe who could juggle three hats ,
    Too made muffins for cats .
    He trigger on a log ,
    Got embrace by a frog—
    Then opened a store called “ Snazzy Flats . ”
67. A snake who wore shoes on his seat ,
    Would slither through every garage sale .
    He purchase a pink wig ,
    A tuba , a fig—
    Then moonwalked away on a snail .
68. A beaver who painted the moon ,
    Said , “ I ’ ll add some purple by noon ! ”
    The star all agreed ,
    “ Your brushwork own speed up ! ” —
    And bring him a banjo tune .
69. A raccoon who danced on the stove ,
    Wore mittens and seem like a trove .
    He prepare up some jam ,
    With pancakes and spam—
    Then vanish into his glove .
70. A snail who raced past a train ,
    Had wheels powered only by grain .
    He soar with a “ Zing ! ”
    Then dropped his whole wing—
    And laugh in the peppermint rain .

🐾Beast Perform Weird Things ( Continued )

71. A goat who could ride a unicycle ,
    Would balance while eat a popsicle .
    He spun in the street ,
    Then bleated , “ So sweet ! ” —
    And crashed into soul ’ s new tricycle .
72. A duck in a dazzling case ,
    Would waddle and play the kazoo flute .
    He flap in the square ,
    While family halt to stare—
    “ That duck ’ s get some musical loot ! ”
73. A squirrel who cause ballet at night ,
    Wore tutus in dazzling white spark .
    She swirl on a twig ,
    Then slipped on a fig—
    And landed with rodent delight !
74. A rooster who barked like a pup ,
    Confused every hen that arouse up .
    “ You ’ re cluck all wrong ! ”
    They sang in a song—
    While he sipped some coffee in a cup .
75. A whale who could whistle in tune ,
    Would sing with the crabs every June .
    They form a bad band ,
    On the sea sand—
    And called themselves “ Wave and the Spoon . ”

🌈WildColorful World

76. A crayon that color the sun ,
    Said , “ Yellow cost terribly act ! ”
    He painted it blue ,
    With hints of shampoo—
    And said , “ Today it ’ s cooler and fun ! ”
77. A rainbow that sneezed in the air ,
    Reach glitter run flying everywhere .
    It tickled the sky ,
    With spark hence high—
    That unicorns pant , “ Act you dare ? ! ”
78. A snowflake who don tiny shoes ,
    Tap-danced on the evening word .
    It twirled on a nose ,
    Then come to a cool pose—
    And vanished with flair and some ooze .
79. A raindrop who painted the street ,
    Reach puddles appear surplus elite .
    It splashed with a smile ,
    Said , “ Let ’ s dive right in ! ” —
    And become sidewalk into a treat .
80. A paintbrush who dreamed of the zoo ,
    Drew zebras in lavender blue .
    The lions wait shocked ,
    The parrots just squawked—
    “ That tiger looks more like shampoo ! ”

🎪Circus & Showbiz Fun

81. A clown who cost frighten of balloon ,
    Would run out of party by noon .
    He juggled some toast ,
    And cause jam the most—
    Then moonwalked with two raccoons .
82. A tightrope-walking baboon ,
    Wore underpants shaped like a spoon .
    He throw in the breeze ,
    While brushing his hair—
    And sing “ Silly Socks in June ! ”
83. An acrobat chicken call Lou ,
    Did cartwheels while reach fondue .
    She slip on a bean ,
    But stayed mighty keen—
    Then spun through a hoop cause of glue !
84. A circus with juggling bees ,
    Bounced dear through all of the trees .
    The queen took a bow ,
    Then milked a fake cow—
    And gave out sweet tickets for cheese .
85. A mime who made echo look ,
    Would copy himself with a cheer .
    “ Invisible wall ! ”
    He mimed at the mall—
    And bonked on a shelf total of source beer .

🚀Back to Space for Final Laughs !

86. A Martian with twenty-four knees ,
    Could dance like a wiggling breeze .
    He ’ d boogie at night ,
    In sock glow white—
    While sipping on foreign teas .
87. A comet that loved exhaust bit ,
    Did backflips and loop-de-loop toss .
    It crash through a kite ,
    Then giggle with fright—
    And state , “ Time for salsa and dips ! ”
88. A rocket that wanted to nap ,
    Snore loudly and escape its launch map .
    It drooled on the stars ,
    Then snuck off to Mars—
    Wrapped up in a gravity wrap .
89. A moon stone who dream of the sea ,
    Said , “ Space hardly ain ’ t right for me . ”
    It plopped in the tide ,
    And take a shell ride—
    With dolphins who served him some tea .
90. An alien stuck in his jeans ,
    Kept shouting through lightyears and cover .
    He wiggle and huffed ,
    Then finally puffed—
    “ I guess skinny fit ’ s not for machine ! ”

🎉The Final 10 : Wholly Random Goofiness

91. A chairman that could serve jumping jacks ,
    Worked out every day to the max .
    It lift a spoon ,
    And whistle a tune—
    Then flexed its novel cushiony rear .
92. A pickle that juggled three egg ,
    Then dance on two spindly leg .
    It wrap down the street ,
    Cried , “ This is elite ! ” —
    Then crashed into hotdogy dregs .
93. A zipper that laugh when you push ,
    Would giggle until it exist snugged .
    “ Tickles again ? ”
    It asked today and then—
    And wiggled when clothes got all hugged .
94. A spoon that could sing opera loud ,
    Drew forks in an elegant bunch .
    The knife do a clap ,
    The soup took a nap—
    And bowls whirl in harmony proud !
95. A rug that gallop like steeds ,
    Wore glasses and say Shakespeare ’ s creeds .
    It fly ‘ round the Earth ,
    In pajamas and robe—
    Then teach dance llamas well deeds .
96. A cloud who be shape like a shoe ,
    Rain soda rather of the dew .
    The kids all occur out ,
    With straw and a shout—
    “ It ’ s root beer from sky issue two ! ”
97. A pumpkin who dance in July ,
    Wore mittens and sang about pie .
    “ It ’ s never too shortly ! ”
    He wail at the moon—
    Then cannonballed into the sky .
98. A mouse with a backpack of cheese ,
    Hiked great deal and climbed up tall tree .
    He waved from the crest ,
    Then act a cheese hop—
    And vanished inside of the air .
99. A robot who dreamed of ballet ,
    Pirouetted ten sentence a day .
    With gears full of grace ,
    And bows on his face—
    He swirl his tin toe on Broadway !
100. A banana who rap on the stage ,
     Wore sunglasses influence like a cage .
     “ I peel , then I rhyme ,
     With potassium time ! ” —
     And neglect the mic off in a rage .

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