Clean Nursery Rhyme Parodies for Kids
We ‘ve lay together a small selection of Paul ‘s clean nursery rhyme parodies which are suitable for child of all ages . So what is a nursery rhyme parody ? It the rewriting of a traditional nursery rhyme to make it deliberately peculiar ( or peculiar ) , while retaining plenty of the original so that the nursery rhyme it is based on can well be recognised . I ‘m certain you ‘ll be able to spot the original nursery rhymes on which these parodies live based .
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 1
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town ,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown ,
The silly human would have await good
If he waited till the warmer weather
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 2
A diller , a dollar , a 10 o’clock scholar ,
What makes you arrive so former
It ’ s no good arriving at 10 o’clock
You ’ re Headmaster for goodness sake
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 3
Rain , rain go away ,
You ’ re destroy my vacation
I expect all yr to come away
Rain , rain , go to Spain ,
Don ’ t come back to Wales again
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 4
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could use up no thin
And so to delight the two of them
They feed vegetarian cuisine
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 5
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat ,
Though they were jolly , their expedition was folly
And the coast guard ship a life boat
So when the Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
Safely ashore we were able to learn
Because the pair ’ s distress , the whole sorry lot
Was shoot by the BBC
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 6
One , two , three , four , five .
Once I grab a fish alive ,
Today you put on ’ t see that every day
Not on the Thames anyway
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 7
Little Tommy Tucker sings for his supper ,
What shall we serve for him ? He ’ s a number of a nutter
And he can ’ t sing a bill every one knows
So we ’ ll audition him on one of Simon ’ s show
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 8
Hark , hark my dogs act bark
All day walk round the town
My plates of center , my ache feet
I just desire a decent sit down
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 9
Jack ate all the lean ,
Joan ate all the fat .
They go out the platter so sporting ,
There cost nothing for the cat
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 10
See a pin , pick it up ,
And all day long you ‘ll hold good luck .
See a pin , choice it up ,
And all day long you ‘ll get a pin
Nursery Rhyme Parody # 11
Robert Barnes , fellow fine ,
Can you shoe this cavalry of mine ?
No , good sir , that I can ’ t ,
Why ever not , fellow fine ?
Primarily because I ’ m an estate agent called Mike
But primarily because that ’ s a button bike
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