Critique Jokes
92 side-splitting review jokes and witty review puns guaranteed to make you burst into laughter. Enjoy clean, family-friendly review humor perfect for sharing with kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out this rundown of the top jokes to share during a performance review, code review, peer review, Amazon review, sprint review, evaluation, audit, or sequels—it’s sure to crack you up.
- Quick Joke Reviews
- One-Liner Reviews
- Amazon Review Humor
- Lighthearted Remarks for Performance Evaluations
- Jokes About Code Reviews
- Peer Review Humor
- Additional Review Humor
Hilarious One-Liner Comedy Reviews
Brief humor reviews featuring jokes and wordplayWord games stand out as one of the most enjoyable ways to engage in playful language activities in English. The humorous review might also feature brief joke summaries.
- Why haven’t extraterrestrial beings made contact with our solar system so far? …They examined the reviews…
1 star only. - Critics are beginning to share their assessments of Hogwarts Legacy.Most reviewers are rating it a 9 3/4, though the score may vary slightly by platform.
- I brought a girl with epilepsy to an electronic dance music event.With a playful tone, I quipped, “They say this spot gets glowing reviews,” but she only responded with an eye roll.
- A while back, I noticed God had posted a review about our solar system.He didn’t clarify why he rated it one star though.
- What do you call a massive, furious, green individual who backs every claim with references from peer-reviewed studies?The trustworthy Hulk
- While browsing Amazon today, I searched for razor blades to purchase.I believe the options without any reviews are the top choices.
- I recently completed the book about herd mentality that my friend gave me as a present.I still haven’t checked the reviews, so I’m unsure whether I’ll enjoy it.
- I plan to launch a website dedicated to reviewing Vietnamese eateries.The name will be Friend or Pho.
- A Review of The Expendables 2:That’s the most intense gunfire I’ve witnessed in a film since catching The Dark Knight Rises.
- Two weeks back, I started working in a darkroom for a photographer.Today, despite an earlier unfavorable review, my boss mentioned that my skills are improving.
Concise Review Summaries
Which one-liner reviews are hilarious enough to stand out and add humor to critiques? I’d recommend those focusing on research and exams.
- You’re aware of how effective the razor blade is…when Amazon lacks any reviews for the product.
- What is the reason behind Texas being referred to as the Lone Star state?Due to the abundance of one-star reviews
- An evaluation of our planetary system1 Star.
- One of my books recently received a four-star rating!The reviewer stated, “This book is ****”
- Critics have just released their newest evaluations of The Room…Overall, it receives high ratings.
- “Seeking Yoda’s opinion, I requested a two-word critique of Les Miserables.”“Lame exists.”
- Opinions on cannibalism seem to be divided…The experience differs for each individual.
- Syria receives numerous positive evaluationsEveryone claims they were completely amazed.
- Have you heard about the guy who writes critiques on herbs and spices?They say he’s a highly experienced professional.
- I performed my debut stand-up act in Chernobyl yesterday evening.I received outstanding feedback
- A fresh film has been released focusing on the life of Marie Curie.Critics praised it enthusiastically.
- Providing your dog with proper nutrition is essential for its health and well-being.A negative Yelp review is the last thing you’d want.
- Recently explored a collection of reviews about the solar system.Unbelievable that it received just a single star.
- My experience inside the planet’s inaugural heat-free chamber:The temperature was at zero Kelvin.
- Critics have shared their opinions on the Chinese flag.The product has received a five-star rating.
Amazon Review Humor
Check out this collection of hilarious Amazon review jokes and even more amusing Amazon review puns guaranteed to bring laughter when shared with friends.
- I was looking to purchase a noose on Amazon…No reviews have been posted for it yet…
- You can tell the knife is of high quality…No reviews were posted on Amazon.
- I prefer my men the same way I prefer my backpacksDurable and spacious enough to carry my belongings.
(Discovered this in an Amazon review) - When looking for a vacuum cleaner on Amazon, don’t rely solely on a five-star rating.A perfect vacuum does not exist.
- How can you determine whether the razor blade you intend to purchase is of high quality?If Amazon has no reviews available for it
Humorous Takes on Performance Reviews
Check out this collection of hilarious performance review jokes and even more amusing performance review puns to share a laugh with your colleagues.
- As a Customs Officer, I underwent my annual performance evaluation yesterday.They think I’m almost incapable.
- My yearly performance evaluation mentions I’m missing “passion & intensity”—apparently management hasn’t caught me solo with a Big Mac.
- Trump is feeling a wave of relief today…He nailed his performance review and likely secured yet another bonus.
Code Review Humor
Check out this collection of hilarious code review jokes and even wittier code review puns guaranteed to bring laughter among friends.
- You realize it’s love whenYou allowed her to merge changes into your source tree without conducting a code review.
Peer Review Humor
Check out this collection of hilarious peer review jokes and even cleverer peer review puns guaranteed to bring laughter among friends.
- I crafted a brilliant science-related joke, but the scientists didn’t find it amusing enough to even crack a smile.They informed me that it hadn’t undergone peer review.
- A lone theoretical physicist demonstrates that reality is solipsistic…Regrettably, he refuses to share his research findings due to his lack of faith in the peer review process.
- The condition of public restrooms proves that repeating an action 10,000 times doesn’t guarantee mastery.The research has undergone peer review.
Similar Themes in Comedy
- summary
- research
- inspection
- audit
- profile
- discussion
- essay
- recall
- feedback
- survey
- analysis
- presentation
- journal
- reflection
- history
- receipt
- script
- editor
- Review on Amazon
- yelp
- critic
- upload
Comical Review: Jokes and Treasures to Transport You to Laughter Land
What hilarious jokes about reviews can you share to get people laughing? For instance, a spotless inspection joke is guaranteed to brighten everyone’s day and add some fun to review pranks.
What distinguishes a wide receiver from Ray Rice’s spouse?
The NFL will examine the footage of the wide receiver being struck
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What sets apart a critique of David Blaine’s performance from Bill Cosby skating on rollerblades?
One evaluates an escapist, while the other is a skating r**….
Oriflame More by Demi Lipsticks Review and Swatches – Coral Red, Hollywood Red, and Cherry Delight
A critique of *The Human Centipede*
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Patients are now evaluating h**… clinics by posting reviews on TripAdvisor.
What was the reason behind the book critic’s negative review of The Road?
Review of the film Salt
My Thoughts on Fallout 4
Early Critique Emerges for “The Force Awakens”
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Amazon Requested My Feedback in a Review
Amazon requested my opinion on the pre-owned telescope I purchased through their platform.
I gave my genuine opinion in the review: “This telescope is terrible… Two Stars.”
My thoughts on the sun:
Here’s my evaluation of EA.
Apologies, EA, but if you’d like the review, it’ll cost $5.99 per letter and $7.99 for every punctuation mark or comma.
How would you describe a legal conflict between a non-binary couple regarding the custody of their kids?
My thoughts on the day up to this point
Review of the Film Logan (2017)
A traveler’s review of Tatooine reads as follows:
How was Aaron Hernandez’s death officially confirmed by the referee?
“Upon evaluation, the receiver failed to establish both feet in bounds.”
A patron writes a review for a dining establishment in Germany.
A cow recently delivered a two-word critique of a theater performance…
Upon evaluating my dietary habits…
I consulted a lawyer to have certain documents examined.
I made it clear that everything needed to be “plain and simple” before I would agree to give up any of my rights.
He told me, “Oh, so you’re into vanilla waivers.”
iPhone X, Pixel 2 XL, Note 8: an affordable buyer’s perspective
Critics are now sharing their opinions on *The Disaster Artist*.
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Amid the ongoing political discussions currently taking place across the U.S., I believed it would be beneficial to take a moment to revisit the initial article outlined in the Constitution.
Negative reviews for Parachutes are rarely encountered during online shopping.
You get what I’m saying!!!
If you come across any such review, be sure to inform me. LOL
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Customer review for a 20-foot rope on Amazon.
**** – nothing compares to this rope’s incredible durability, unmatched softness, and overall excellence!
The final one I’ll ever require! – Kate S.
What is the term for a urologist gathering?
What validates the credibility of urology research?
What scientific methods can be used to determine the flavor profile of a fruit?
I traveled to China.
A priest notices a young child in tears.
Watching him shrink in the rearview, he prays, “Please don’t let him say a word to anyone.”
What is the most negative feedback US Airlines has ever gotten?
I was ejected from my book club gathering after attempting to critique Tommy Wiseau’s literary adaptation of his film, even though I hadn’t read the book at all.
I should have realized how upset the crowd was becoming because of my imprecise words, but I failed to gauge The Room’s mood.
I composed a critique for the Fast and Furious film series…
Alright, so every single car has this small fin at the rear and…
Whoops, I didn’t mention this earlier—this includes spoilers.
Tekashi69 hoped to get arrested to avoid appearing on meme review.
What is the most effective method for evaluating or providing feedback on prostitutes?
I watched Captain Marvel…my rating is…
Got labeled a homophone for posting a negative review on a shop’s online page.
Look, I don’t care who sells the product. If it breaks, I won’t buy it with my hard-earned cash!
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If your s**… encounter were rated like a TripAdvisor review, what would it say?
I gave a one-star rating to the dollar store in my neighborhood.
A man took pleasure in choking others to death in exchange for payment.
He proposed paying individuals a generous amount in gold to be choked by his powerful grip, with one condition—they had to leave feedback on his services. Every single review stated:
Grateful for the gold, generous strangler!
I tripped and landed on the sidewalk.
Harry visited his physician on Thursday to discuss his test results. The Doctor informed him that there was both positive and negative news to share.
“Harry, you’ve got 48 hours left to live,” he announced with a grin.
I regret not sharing this with you earlier—it should have been mentioned on Tuesday.
A positive review was once left by someone at the DMV.
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“Post” and “Repost” perched together on a wall. “Post” tumbled off. Who remained?
POST TAKEN DOWN: **Breach of Rule 2**
Make sure to check the subreddit guidelines prior to submitting another post.
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(Original joke, please leave a review) Barry and his girlfriend were spending time together in the park.
She felt a touch of romance and chose to settle onto Barry’s lap. At first, he didn’t mind, but soon it became rather awkward. True to his nature as a _gentle**man**_, Barry would never label his girlfriend as “heavy.” Instead, with a playful grin, he remarked:
“Sweetheart, could you move off my lap for a bit? We’re out in public, and you’re starting to get me worked up..”
His girlfriend responds:
“Oh really? It’s that tiny? I didn’t even notice it.”
Submitted a review for my pest control service:
The downside: The pesticide they applied caused me to lose my sight.
Pros: No bugs encountered throughout the entire year.
Let me share a civil service joke with you.
…but first, you must fill out Form P-994731XT in three copies, get it notarized, and submit it to the Department of Jokes. They will evaluate it within 120 days, and if approved, they’ll provide you with Form 771F. Once filed with the IRS, this form grants you the correct tax status for the joke. Next, complete Form 11 and send it back to the Department of Jokes to qualify for the Joke Receipt Pool. Finally, expect your joke to arrive within 18 to 24 months.
Have you checked out the critique for that terrifying film centered around pogo sticks?
The experience has its highs and lows, though I found the frequent jump scares excessive.
