Joke of the day for Tuesday , 20 May 2025
She Calls Me Ankle
The proud pa …
An 80 yr old man is make his annual checkup . The physician asks him how he ‘s impression .
“ I ‘ve never exist good , ” he replies . “ I ‘ve got an eighteen year old bride who ‘s pregnant with my child ! What make you remember about that ? ”
The doctor considers this for a minute , then says , “ Well , allow me tell you a tale . I know a guy who ‘s an avid hunter . He never misses a season . But , one day he ‘s in a bit of a rush and he accidentally grabs his umbrella rather of his gunman . So he ‘s walk in the woods near a brook and suddenly discern a beaver in some thicket in front of him ? He evoke up his umbrella , point it at the beaver and squeeze the handle …
* BAM * The beaver drop dead in presence of him . ”
“ That ‘s impossible ! ” tell the old human in disbelief , “ Individual else must hold shot that beaver . ”
“ EXACTLY ! ”
“ I ‘ve never been better , ” he reply . “ I ‘ve begin an eighteen yr former bride who ‘s pregnant with my child ! What do you intend about that ? ”
The physician regard this for a instant , then suppose , “ Well , get me order you a tale . I know a guy who ‘s an avid hunter . He never lack a season . But , one day he ‘s in a moment of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella rather of his gunman . So he ‘s walk in the woods near a creek and of a sudden spots a beaver in some brush in movement of him ? He arouse up his umbrella , show it at the beaver and squeezes the handle …
* BAM * The beaver drop dead in presence of him . ”
“ That ‘s impossible ! ” said the former human in disbelief , “ Someone else must have shot that beaver . ”
“ EXACTLY ! ”
The physician conceive this for a moment , then state , “ Well , let me order you a report . I know a guy who ‘s an avid hunter . He never misses a season . But , one day he ‘s in a number of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella or else of his gunman . So he ‘s walk in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him ? He arouse up his umbrella , point it at the beaver and force the handle …
* BAM * The beaver drops dead in movement of him . ”
“ That ‘s impossible ! ” say the former man in disbelief , “ Someone else must have shot that beaver . ”
“ EXACTLY ! ”
* BAM * The beaver drops dead in front of him . ”
“ That ‘s impossible ! ” said the former man in disbelief , “ Individual else must have shot that beaver . ”
“ EXACTLY ! ”
“ That ‘s impossible ! ” said the old man in disbelief , “ Someone else must have shaft that beaver . ”
“ EXACTLY ! ”
“ EXACTLY ! ”
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Row Your Boat
The driver blonde call on to her friend and said “ You know – it ‘s blondes like that that give us a bad figure ! ”
To this , the early blonde replies “ I know it , and if I knew how to float , I ‘d get out thither and drown her . ”
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True Hospitality
True hospitality is create your guests find like they ARE at home …
… all the while you very care they WERE at family !
Offer , Retracted .
A good-looking guy is seat in a saloon , sipping a whisky . He notice a gorgeous woman at the end of the saloon , talking with a friend . He calls over a waiter , and sends them both a martini , along with a bill asking for the gorgeous woman ‘s phone act .
Ten minutes later , the friend walk over with a bill . It say :
“ Unless you hold a Mercedes parked outside , a million bucks in the bank , and eight inch in your trouser , you ‘re not getting anything from me . ”
The human cease his whiskey , consider his response . He then writes this down on a piece of paper , pass on it to the friend , and walk out :
“ Really , I just have about $ 300k in the bank ; most of my final worth live in the three dozen construction I own downtown . And today , I ‘m driving the Porsche ; the Benz , Hummer , and Lamborghini are presently at my summer residence .
But If you think I ‘m cutting off two inches for you , you can fuck right off . ”
