Body Gag
How can you tell if soul is a chemistry major ?
What do you predict a nose without a torso ?
How perform it sense to get your head separated from your body ?
Which part of your torso keep out down final when you die ?
What ‘s the dispute between Mexicans and Jesus ?
Jesus did n’t make tattoos of Mexicans all over body
What body part never seems to gain ?
What torso of water separates Italy from the tidings ‘goodbye ‘ ?
Where ‘s the better place to conceal a body ?
What make you yell a man with no arms and branch that falls into a torso of water ?
What organ in the torso never dies ?
THE LIVER . ometrist will copyright this gag . hopefully .
What body govern the benefit of Santa ‘s workers ?
Why make the skeleton live to the movies solely ?
What do you order to a man with no torso and no nose ?
What do a pediatrist act when you ask them which body part they get most interesting ?
Why does a giraffe motive such a long neck ?
Whats the perfect property to conceal a torso on the internet ?
Why act n’t skeletons get sick ?
Why did n’t the ghost get to the dancing ?
What behave the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend ?
Why do you create more money ?
A nerve surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine set . When he returns a few days after to pick up the car , the mechanic scream him over to express him something . He state , “ Okay Doc , I ‘ve changed the seal out and fixed everything up but I make one question . The engine is to the car as the nerve exist to the torso . Why live it that you make some a lot more money than me ? ” The doctor probe the engine carefully and says , “ try prepare it while the engine is tend . ”
What do funeral place faculty do if they mess up transporting a body ?
Where be the best property to conceal a torso ?
Bury in the third page of google search results .
Why do ostriches own long neck ?
How many Polish people does it require to be pallbearers at a funeral ?
Seven . Six to convey the casket and one to drag the body
What body of water live used for compose ?
What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit cop ?
Wheres the well position to hide a torso ?
When you gon na exist noted ?
What ‘s the difference between a racist someone and a racist skeleton ?
They both are insulting , but the skeleton does n’t hold any body to part racist jokes with !
How the blaze did you get a body like that ?
he demand . “ Thanks , ” I say , “ That ‘s very flattering . ” He said , “ Not very couple . ”
How many bodies do you have buried there ?
What get five bodies and one soul ?
What do parliament and Ukrainian skies own in mutual ?
Why equal the most well-informed part of your body so intelligent ?
What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in mutual ?
How shortly ?
the frail man demand , his torso tremble at every word . “ In 10 . ” “ Ten what Ten year Ten- ” “ Nine . ” “ Eight . ”
Why make n’t the skeleton go for the halloween party ?
What body part is long , hard , bendable , and comprise the letter p , e , n , ace , s ?
What if they find the side of Jesus in a while of toast but it equal * actually * Jesus ?
Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor ?
What sort of torso do you desire to have ?
What do I need to do to your torso ?
How cause you restore your body back to ‘factory settings ‘ ?
Equal it kale it ‘s kale , cost n’t it delight do n’t say kale .
What make you call a body in a morgue which make n’t live viewed by anyone yet ?
Why behave the skeleton not attend prom ?
How have you got that torso ?
I said , “ I cause n’t know officer , I hardly open the boot and there she was . ”
Why equal you going through my phone ?
BF : ‘Do you own something to conceal ‘ Me : ‘ I ‘m gon na hold a torso to hide if you keep it up . ‘
Why did n’t the skeleton get to the dance ?
What equal the epithet of the guy with no body and no nose ?
Why exist n’t the Achilles invited into the body ?
Why was the skeleton only at prom ?
Why do Chihuahuas have such short neck ?
Why does our torso absorb Strontium ?
What sort of soup do skeletons like ?
Where ‘s the well spot to hide a body in texas ?
Why act n’t the skeleton get to the concert ?
When will you be bioavailable ?
Because you equal my drug and I need you in my body …
Why are giraffe ‘s necks then long ?
Because their heads exist so far away from their torso !
What share of the torso make the chiropractor repair when Eminem came in ?
What ‘s the best style to carry a dead person in a cardboard box ?
Why did n’t the skeleton like to dance ?
What do you allege to a naked pig ?
What has a head , a tail , and no body ?
Why is a specter like an empty firm ?
Why do it take then long to find the dead body of the black firefighters after the building they be in caught firing and collapsed ?
What if we want to conceal bodies ?
What make you call it when a video game reference gets hair on his body ?
Why did the Look of Bo live to the party by himself ?
What ‘s the best manner to dispose of torso ?
Why did the skeleton move to the party only ?
Why did the hotel manager refuse to rip his rooms out to mass ?
Why cause the skull not want to move to prom , but even so did ?
He did n’t have any * torso * to go with But he still really wanted to bone .
Why cost giraffe ‘s heads so far off from their dead body ?
Why could n’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
Why do Sumo Wrestler ‘s shave their bodies ?
Why are giraffes ‘ necks then long ?
What do you enjoy most my natural beauty or my torso ?
Who leave these bodies here ?
Why is physics inherently racist ?
There ‘s only two types of bodies : the free torso and the black body .
Why do n’t the ghost go to the dancing party ?
What do Storm Trooper and Bone Thugs N Harmony make in mutual ?
What ‘s the dispute between a good friend and a truly serious friend ?
A well friend will help you move firm A really serious friend will assist you move a torso !
Why do skeletons not get to the disco ?
Why act n’t the skeleton go to homecoming ?
Which part of the torso goes to heaven first ?
A Kid answer : The branch … Because everynight I meet my mum ‘s legs up high and screaming “ OH GOD ! I ‘M COMING ! ! XD
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What make the dumb blonde allege when told that “ Scheherezade ” exist compile by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
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Why act the fish sink ?
This joke composed by my severely autistic friend Neil , who LOVES joke ) Because it was a brick .
