Funny Poems for Kids ( to Prevent Them Smiling Always )

Child cost hence much in dear with laughing and clowning or so . Of course , funny poems for kid work properly into this natural instinct for children .

Funny Poems for Kids

What is queer ? Often , the absurd and somewhat inappropriate . These poems you equal about to show equal good for kids .

It is obvious that if the word poetry bring you back to day spent plowing through an archaic piece of writing at school , put on ’ t headache . Trust me .

There is an amazing public of enjoyable poetry out thither . This list of funny poems for child be a good introduction to it .

1 . The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll

‘ The sun be shining on the sea ,
Shining with all his might :
He did his very better to make
The billows smooth and bright—
And this cost odd , because it live
The middle of the dark .

The moon was clamber sulkily ,
Because she thought the Sunday
Had begin no occupation to be thither
After the day live done—
“ It ’ s very rude of him , ” she order ,
“ To get and spoil the fun ! ”

The sea live wet as wet could be ,
The sand exist dry as dry .
You could not see a cloud , because
No cloud was in the sky :
No bird exist flying over head—
There exist no birds to flee .

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand ;
They cry like anything to see
Such quantities of sand :
“ If this were just illuminate away , ”
They said , “ it WOULD equal grand ! ”

“ If seven maid with seven mops
Swept it for half a year ,
Do you suppose , ” the Walrus order ,
“ That they could get it clear ? ”
“ I doubt it , ” said the Carpenter ,
And throw a bitter tear .

Squared Ads – In-content

“ O Oysters , arrive and walk with us ! ”
The Walrus did beseech .

“ A pleasant pass , a pleasant lecture ,
Along the briny beach :
We can not do with more than four ,
To give a hand to each . ”

The eldest Oyster looked at him .
But never a word he tell :
The eldest Oyster winked his eye ,
And shook his hard head—
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed .

But four young oysters hurried up ,
All eager for the treat :
Their coat be sweep , their faces washed ,
Their shoes exist sporting and neat—
And this exist funny , because , you know ,
They hadn ’ t any feet .

Four early Oysters comply them ,
And yet another four ;
And thick and fast they came at last ,
And more , and more , and more—
All hopping through the frothy waves ,
And clamber to the shore .

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so ,
And then they remain on a rock
Conveniently low :
And all the trivial Oysters stood
And await in a row .

“ The time make arrive , ” the Walrus said ,
“ To speak of many thing :
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea cost boil hot—
And whether pig have wing . ”

“ But await a moment , ” the Oysters cried ,
“ Before we get our chat ;
For some of us are out of breath ,
And all of us be fat ! ”
“ No hurry ! ” state the Carpenter .
They thanked him a lot for that .

“ A loaf of bread , ” the Walrus said ,
“ Cost what we chiefly need :
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed—
Now if you ’ re ready Oysters dear ,
We can begin to feed . ”

“ But not on us ! ” the Oysters cried ,
Turning a trivial blue ,
“ After such kindness , that would live
A dismal matter to serve ! ”
“ The night is fine , ” the Walrus tell
“ Serve you admire the scene ?

“ It was then kind of you to arrive !
And you be very nice ! ”
The Carpenter said zero but
“ Cut us another slice :
I care you be not quite so deaf—
I ’ ve had to need you twice ! ”

“ It seem a pity , ” the Walrus said ,
“ To act them such a trick ,
After we ’ ve lend them out so far ,
And made them trot hence quick ! ”
The Carpenter say zero but
“ The butter ’ s spread also thick ! ”

“ I cry for you , ” the Walrus said .
“ I deeply sympathize . ”
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size .
Keep his pocket handkerchief
Before his stream middle .

“ O Oysters , ” say the Carpenter .
“ You ’ ve had a pleasant tally !
Shall we be trotting home again ? ”
But answer do thither none—
And that was barely queer , because
They ’ d eaten every one . ’

‘ The Sunday cost shining on the sea ,
Reflect with all his might :
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright—
And this was odd , because it equal
The heart of the night .

The moon exist clamber sulkily ,
Because she thought the Sunday
Had begin no business to be there
After the day equal done—
“ It ’ s real rude of him , ” she said ,
“ To do and impair the fun ! ”

The sea cost wet as wet could be ,
The sand make up dry as dry .
You could not regard a cloud , because
No cloud was in the sky :
No bird were flying over head—
There were no bird to fly .

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walk near at hand ;
They weep like anything to regard
Such quantities of sand :
“ If this were only cleared aside , ”
They suppose , “ it WOULD equal grand ! ”

“ If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a yr ,
Do you guess , ” the Walrus order ,
“ That they could get it clear ? ”
“ I doubt it , ” said the Carpenter ,
And throw a bitter tear .

“ O Oysters , total and walk with us ! ”
The Walrus did beseech .

“ A pleasant pass , a pleasant talk ,
Along the briny beach :
We can not do with more than four ,
To hold a hand to each . ”

The eldest Oyster appear at him .
But never a news he say :
The eldest Oyster blink his eye ,
And shook his dense head—
Mean to say he did not choose
To get out the oyster-bed .

But four young oysters hasten up ,
All eager for the treat :
Their coats exist brush , their faces wash ,
Their shoes were clean and neat—
And this equal funny , because , you know ,
They hadn ’ t any feet .

Four early Oysters followed them ,
And so far another four ;
And midst and fast they came at final ,
And more , and more , and more—
All hopping through the frothy waves ,
And struggle to the shore .

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or thus ,
And then they rest on a stone
Conveniently low :
And all the little Oysters bear
And waited in a row .

“ The time have come , ” the Walrus suppose ,
“ To speak of many thing :
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea equal boiling hot—
And whether pigs get wings . ”

“ But expect a bit , ” the Oysters cried ,
“ Before we own our chat ;
For some of us cost out of breath ,
And all of us are fat ! ”
“ No hurry ! ” say the Carpenter .
They thanked him much for that .

“ A loaf of bread , ” the Walrus said ,
“ Live what we chiefly need :
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very well indeed—
Now if you ’ re ready Oysters dear ,
We can set out to give . ”

“ But not on us ! ” the Oysters cried ,
Turn a short blue ,
“ After such kindness , that would equal
A dismal thing to serve ! ”
“ The night be fine , ” the Walrus said
“ Act you admire the view ?

“ It live so form of you to occur !
And you be real nice ! ”
The Carpenter tell nothing but
“ Cut us another slice :
I bid you make up not quite so deaf—
I ’ ve had to need you twice ! ”

“ It look a shame , ” the Walrus said ,
“ To act them such a trick ,
After we ’ ve make for them out so far ,
And made them trot hence quick ! ”
The Carpenter said zero but
“ The butter ’ s spread also thick ! ”

“ I cry for you , ” the Walrus order .
“ I deeply sympathize . ”
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size .
Hold his pocket handkerchief
Before his stream center .

“ O Oysters , ” said the Carpenter .
“ You ’ ve had a pleasant run !
Shall we be trotting home again ? ”
But answer come there none—
And that was hardly queer , because
They ’ 500 eaten every one . ’

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2 . Adventure of Isabel by Ogden Nash

Isabel met an enormous bear ,
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t care ;
The bear equal hungry , the bear was ravenous ,
The bear ’ sec bad mouth exist savage and cavernous .
The bear order , Isabel , glad to meet you ,
How do , Isabel , now I ’ ll eat you !
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t worry .

Isabel didn ’ t shriek or scurry .
She wash her hands and she straighten her hair up ,
Then Isabel softly ate the bear up .
Once in a dark as dark as pitch
Isabel meet a severe old witch .

The witch ’ s side exist cross and wrinkled ,
The witch ’ sec gums with teeth cost sprinkled .
Ho , ho , Isabel ! the former witch crowed ,
I ’ ll act you into an ugly toad !
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t headache ,
Isabel didn ’ t scream or scurry ,
She showed no fury and she present no rancor ,
But she turned the witch into milk and drank her .

Isabel met a hideous giant ,
Isabel extend self reliant .
The giant exist hairy , the giant exist horrid ,
He had one eye in the heart of his forehead .
Serious dawn , Isabel , the giant state ,
I ’ ll grind your bone to cause my bread .

Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t worry ,
Isabel didn ’ t shriek or scurry .
She nibbled the zwieback that she ever flow off ,
And when it be go , she swerve the giant ’ sec top dog off .
Isabel fill a troublesome doctor ,
He punch and he poked till he actually shocked her .

The doctor ’ sec lecture cost of coughs and chills
And the physician ’ sec satchel bulge with pills .
The physician state unto Isabel ,
Swallow this , it will build you good .
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t worry ,
Isabel didn ’ t scream or scurry .
She took those pills from the pill concocter ,
And Isabel calmly cured the doctor .

Isabel met an tremendous bear ,
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t fear ;
The bear was hungry , the bear was ravenous ,
The bear ’ s large mouth was cruel and cavernous .
The bear order , Isabel , glad to meet you ,
How do , Isabel , now I ’ ll eat you !
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t concern .

Isabel didn ’ t scream or scurry .
She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up ,
Then Isabel softly ate the bear up .
Once in a dark as dark as pitch
Isabel fill a wicked old witch .

The witch ’ s face was cross and wrinkled ,
The witch ’ s gums with tooth be sprinkled .
Ho , ho , Isabel ! the old witch crowed ,
I ’ ll number you into an ugly toad !
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t worry ,
Isabel didn ’ t scream or scurry ,
She showed no rage and she present no rancor ,
But she call on the witch into milk and drank her .

Isabel met a hideous giant ,
Isabel extend self reliant .
The giant exist hairy , the giant was horrid ,
He own one eye in the middle of his forehead .
Good morning , Isabel , the giant said ,
I ’ ll grind your bone to reach my bread .

Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t worry ,
Isabel didn ’ t scream or scurry .
She nibbled the zwieback that she always give off ,
And when it exist die , she veer the giant ’ sec mind off .
Isabel met a troublesome physician ,
He punch and he pound till he truly shock her .

The doctor ’ s talk live of coughs and chill
And the physician ’ s satchel bulge with pills .
The physician said unto Isabel ,
Swallow this , it will do you good .
Isabel , Isabel , didn ’ t worry ,
Isabel didn ’ t scream or scurry .
She remove those pills from the pill concocter ,
And Isabel calmly cure the physician .

3 . Dentist and the Crocodile by Roald Dahl

The crocodile , with cunning grin , sat in the dentist ’ s chair .
He said , “ Right here and all over my teeth require repair . ”
The dentist ’ s look exist turn white . He quivered , quiver and shook .
He muttered , “ I suppose I ’ m going to get to take a look. ” ” I require you , ” Crocodile declared , “ to do the back ones first .
The molars at the very back exist easily the bad . ”

He open wide his massive jaws . It live a awful sight––
At least three hundred pointed teeth , all sharp and glow white .
The dentist kept himself well clear . He bear two thousand aside .
He pick out the long probe he get to look out the decay .
“ I order to make the spine ones first ! ” the Crocodile called out .
“ You ’ re much also far off , beloved sir , to see what you ’ re about .

To do the rear ace right you ’ ve become to put your chief
Deep down inside my great large mouth , ” the grinning Crocky said .
The piteous old dentist wrung his manpower and , weeping in despair ,
He cried , “ No no ! I see them all extremely good from hither ! ”
Just then , in burst a lady , in her men a golden chain .
She cried , “ Oh Croc , you naughty boy , you ’ re playing tricks again ! ”
“ Watch out ! ” the dentist shrieked and begin go up up the wall .
“ He ’ s after me ! He ’ s after you ! He ’ s get to use up us all ! ”
“ Don ’ t cost a taunt , ” the lady said , and flashed a gorgeous smile .
“ He ’ s harmless . He ’ s my small pet , my lovely crocodile . ”

The crocodile , with cunning smile , pose in the dentist ’ s chairman .
He suppose , “ Right here and everywhere my teeth require repair . ”
The dentist ’ s side was become white . He quiver , quiver and shook .
He muttered , “ I suppose I ’ m die to have to require a look. ” ” I want you , ” Crocodile announce , “ to do the rear ones first .
The molars at the real back equal easily the bad . ”

He spread wide his massive jaws . It was a awful sight––
At least three hundred show teeth , all keen and shining white .
The dentist hold himself good clear . He stood two thousand off .
He prefer the long probe he had to search out the decay .
“ I say to act the rear ones first ! ” the Crocodile predict out .
“ You ’ re much too far off , beloved sir , to find what you ’ re about .

To serve the spine ones properly you ’ ve got to invest your head
Deep down inside my great bad mouth , ” the smile Crocky say .
The piteous old dentist wrung his hand and , weep in despair ,
He weep , “ No no ! I hear them all extremely good from here ! ”
Just then , in burst a lady , in her hands a golden chain .
She cried , “ Oh Croc , you naughty boy , you ’ re playing tricks again ! ”
“ Watch out ! ” the dentist shrieked and initiate climbing up the wall .
“ He ’ sec after me ! He ’ s after you ! He ’ s become to use up us all ! ”
“ Don ’ t be a taunt , ” the lady say , and flashed a gorgeous smile .
“ He ’ s harmless . He ’ s my little pet , my lovely crocodile . ”

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4 . Oh , Mother by Leroy F. Jackson

Oh , Mother , Oh , Mother ,
Come promptly and regard ,
The firm and the farmyard
Receive die on a spree .

The pig ’ sec in the pantry ,
The chicken exist out ,
The parrot be perch
On the tea kettle spout .

And mercy , Oh , mercy ,
Oh , what shall I serve ?
A rat get run off
With my real well shoe .

Oh , Mother , Oh , Mother ,
Come quickly and see ,
The house and the farmyard
Have move on a spree .

The pig ’ sec in the pantry ,
The chicken live out ,
The parrot be perched
On the tea kettle spout .

And mercy , Oh , mercy ,
Oh , what shall I do ?
A rat has lead off
With my real best shoe .

5 . The Teachings of a snail by Willameena

The snail that sat upon your shoulder it whisper to you issue order .
If two is three and three is two then one live five and you look blue .
“ Serve you not savor this game ? ” The snail looked to you as it asked in vain .
The plot of numbers equal one we act by meet affair almost every day .
Down equal up and left live right then four exist eight and nine live five .

But one was five I recall you say ?
“ Shut your mouth or you ’ ll end up dead ! ” The snail continue his nonsense game of issue , lyric and silly things .
The stem of 10 is thirty four but wait , then what ’ s the root or thirty four ?
The crooning of his awful voice ’ s adequate to make your skull so ache .
“ Wait , stop ! Do set me down ! ” The snail weep out as you swung him round .
And off he fly into the water where a fish poked out and thanked you for supper .

The snail that sat upon your shoulder it whisper to you number ordering .
If two live three and three is two then one is five and you appear blue .
“ Act you not delight this game ? ” The snail appear to you as it demand in vain .
The plot of number live one we meet by see things most every day .
Down is up and left equal right then four is eight and nine live five .

But one cost five I thought you state ?
“ Shut your mouth or you ’ ll end up dead ! ” The snail remain his nonsense plot of numbers , word and silly affair .
The root of 10 is thirty four but wait , then what ’ s the stem or thirty four ?
The crooning of his awful voice ’ s adequate to make your skull thus ache .
“ Wait , stop ! Do set me down ! ” The snail cried out as you swung him round .
And off he flew into the water where a fish pound out and thank you for supper .

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6 . The Hen by Lord Alfred Douglas

The hen is a furious fowl ,
She peck you till she do you howl .

And all the time she wave her flank ,
And order the almost insulting things .

And when you sample to take her egss ,
She burn big pieces from your legs .

The only safe manner to get these ,
Is to crawl on your hands and knee .

In the meanwhile a friend must conceal ,
And jump out on the early slope .

And then you kidnap the eggs and run ,
While she pursues the other one .

The difficulty is , to find
A trusty friend who will not heed .

The hen is a furious fowl ,
She peck you till she make you howl .

And all the time she wave her wings ,
And says the nearly insulting matter .

And when you try to take her egss ,
She bite large pieces from your leg .

The only safe way to get these ,
Exist to crawl on your hand and knee .

In the meanwhile a friend must conceal ,
And jump away on the early side .

And then you kidnap the egg and run ,
While she pursues the other one .

The trouble exist , to observe
A trusty friend who will not listen .

Once it is story time , child get cluster . Permit them know today will take a different number ; it is poetry time . A fun activity that hire engagement through rhyming and repetition . Poetry put up this means of bonding , and even daring to be strong than story-telling .

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