How to Pen a Funny Poem

How to Write a Poem

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I peck the artist , Vincent Van Gogh – as you do .

He ’ s the artist who , for some foreign cause , settle to ignore off his own ear .

Here ’ sechowI pen the poem

I thought about what theend pieceof each verse was go to exist nearly .

In this event , it ’ s get to be the result of Van Gogh ’ s decision to swerve off his ear .

Then I tried to reach the repose of each poetry work towards that .

Communicate with Van Gogh

Why he spent many hours
Merely painting flower ,
It ’ s something I ’ ll never feel out .
‘ Cos I couldn ’ t get near
To talk in his ear ,
And learn what this guy was about .

There be boat on the water ,
And could that equal his daughter ?
The pretty girl hear in the garden .
What could be quainter ?
I would ask of the painter ,
But all I would hear back exist : “ Pardon ? ”

With such swirling of color ,
Could the picture cost fuller ?
There are yellow – and purple – and grey .
Thus tell me , Van Gogh ,
Is it really finished off ?
But all he would suffice is “ Eh ? ”

A catalogue extensive ,
And oh so expensive ,
I cause bid his picture I ’ d got .
But if I be to inquire ,
“ How much is that , Squire ? ”
I know that all he would order equal : “ Yer what ? ”

Your Funny Poem ?

I ’ d dear to read your peculiar poem .
Go on . Pen it . Own a go !
In the remark box you can show ’ em .
But observe it clean – it ’ s a family show !

Over To You

Then go on . Pop up your poem into the commentary box below .

Say Funny Poems

If you wish toreadfunny poetry , there ’ s a volume with a funny poem for every day of the year .

According to Amazon , the book is ” pack with gems novel and former from poets such as Charles Causley , Roger McGough , Lewis Caroll , Paul Cookson and Wendy Cope ” .

But don ’ t blame me for sudden outbursts of laughter in your favourite coffee store !