Wit Jokes

Jehovah ‘s Witnesses do n’t observe Halloween

Classic Winston Churchill humor ….

A Hindu , a Rabbi , and a Jehovah ‘s Witness are lose ..

We are 11 day into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the life room window gazing aimlessly into space with tear running down her cheek .

Always wonder how a Jehovah ’ s Witness fan out their word during Covid ?

Why do n’t Italians like Jehovah ‘s witnesses ?

Thus old Jed is screwing his goat when a neighbor witnesses this unspeakable number of bestiality .

What do you begin when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah ’ sec Witness ?

I have a Jehovah witness

The Half-Wit

I witness the pause up of an obese pair

My local drug trader started dressing up as a Jehovah ‘s Witness so he would n’t arouse suspicion .

A Jehovah ‘s Witness knocks on a Jew ‘s door …

I witness an literal murder in real spirit and did n’t state anyone about it .

A humble town attorney call his first witness to the stand in a test , a 80 yr former woman . He draw near her and demand , “ Mrs. Singh , do you know me ? ”

A Jew , a Muslim , and a Jehovah ‘s Witness were driving through the countryside when their car collapse down .

An atheist ‘s response to witness the second approach of Christ .

I witness a murder

Why are there no Jehovah ‘ s Spectator in Sicily ?

Genuine spectator reaction from a coroner to an attorney ’ s questions during trial

In getting tired of the Lord witness .

Witness

I witness a kidnap today ….

I ‘ve get an advent calendar for Jehovah ‘s Witnesses …

What do you call Jehova ‘s Witnesses in Chinese

A lawyer , Jones , is interview his spectator , Smith , during a murder test .

A human witnesses an accident and calls 911 .

It must absorb being a Jehova ‘s spectator properly today .

I have a friend that ‘s a Jehova ‘s Witness

Girl out wits cop

My friend be a Jehova ’ sec Witness .

Sicily live n’t a safe place for Jehovah ‘s Witnesses .

What ‘s the dispute between a Lada and a Jehovah ‘s spectator ?

An former human , a schoolboy , a attorney , a doctor , and a community service worker exist all on a plane with only four parachutes when …

I ’ m in the Jehovah ’ s Witness Protection Program .

A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce and a truck filled with quinoa crashed in movement of the local charcuterie shop .

Hence this youthful child goes out to court contribution for Jehovah ’ s witnesses .

Jehovah ‘s spectator are always banging on my door everyday

What ‘s the dispute between brain and a joke ?

If the Simpsons come in a witness security program , what would Homer ‘s alias be ?

A Sunday school teacher posed a question to her grade , “ If I be to betray my house , car , donate my possession to charity , and give all my money to the church , would I get into heaven ? ”

A female course teacher live make a trouble with a son in her class in Grade 3 .

I -a dad- merely subjected my daughter , 21 , to my clever brain

An atheist dies and goes to hell

Two Jehovah ‘s Witnesses knock on individual ‘s door

What do you call a someone who saw an apple fund getting robed ?

A truck load with Worcestershire sauce be repel through Saskatoon , Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai .

The CIA was recruiting fresh agents

At a Diplomats ‘ dinner , a waiter stumble and shatter the beautiful home in which he was carrying a big turkey .

A first-year college student see himself repeatedly impressed by the brain and wisdom of the philosophy majors he ‘d met …

A couple were at their wit ‘s goal with their two sons …

An Englishman , a Scottish man , and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wife .

I witness an attempted murder before …

The other dark I was invited out for a night with “ the girl . ” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight . “ I anticipate ! ” Good , the hr die and the margaritas went down means too easy . Around 3 a.m. , a minute blitzed , I headed for family .

Then a human was sued for libel and slander …

I let a Jehova ‘s Witness inside the other day and expect him , “ what now ? “ …

What make you call it when the Air Force test to convince UFO witness they meet natural phenomenon ?

In Ireland there equal a custom that keep that a perish human may take one last question , and that it be resolve truthfully .

What ‘s a Jehovah ‘s Witnesses ‘ favourite role of Middle Earth ?

A human walk into a bar humor a giraffe

I witnessed a kidnapping today .

I was shout to the witness stand for a criminal case

I ‘ve simply witness a police car crash into a fire engine in town .

If you look on an Apple fund get robbed ,

A man take a stool at the saloon and orders a drink . Then he asks the human to the right of him…

Shock that pesky ‘Jehovah Witness ‘ lady by suffice the door naked ..

War – Canada vs. USA

In Shakesperean speech , ‘wit ‘ was slang for a man ‘s penis

The KGB , the FBI and the CIA be all trying to turn out that they are the best at catching criminal .

I trouble a Jehovah ‘s Witness at work today …

Bear spectator

A human cost interrogated by a cop after witnessing a robbery

A bus stop … [ NSFW ]

I would assure a gag about Jehovah ‘s spectator …

A Kung Fu student need his instructor , “ Master , why do my power not improve ? I ‘m always defeat . ” And the master , brooding and forever patient , answers…

A man range into the police station one day suppose he witness a murder .

Jehovah ‘s Witness

These exchanges were record verbatim by court reporters and published in the book , “ Disorder in the American Courts ” .

The attorney and the spectator

I witnessed my wife trip and drop all the laundry .

The Jehovah ‘s Witness act n’t seem to get the hint with my Koran , thus …

A murder require place . Everyone witness the crime be invest .

A Jehovah ‘s Witness knocked on my doorway yesterday …

Once a half brain homeless man saw a lady buying sanitary pads .

I witnessed a suicide . [ OC ]

I saw my ex girlfriend bind herself to the train course . I could n’t conceive what I exist witness .

What be your favorite Norm Macdonald joke/lune

Creation of a Pussy

Then should youngster witness childbirth or not ?

I witness my shoelaces struggle today …

What do a Jehovah ‘s Witness and my boyfriend have in common ?

Three friend live in a hotel room in Soviet Russia .

Jehovah ’ sec Witness have some strange beliefs .

A lost dog strays into a jungle . A lion sees this from a distance and state with care “ This guy await edible , never seen his sort before ” .

The keen eye-witness

Why are carpenters such serious witnesses ?

Paddy McCoy , an elderly Irish farmer , lately received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not give his employees the statutory minimum salary and they would send an inspector to interview them .

A Jehovah ’ s Witness knocked at my door this morning .

Original of wit and repartee

If you regard a robbery in an Apple store ,

What are Jehovah Witnesses ‘ favorite dessert ?

If brevity equal the person of brain …

The Irish Priest

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