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A train crashes into the flank of a bus carrying students from a Catholic girls’ school.

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I’ve never attempted cow tipping in the past.

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Today, I received a $30 tip from someone.

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The Pentagon stated that an excessive number of generals were currently active within their ranks.

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What is lengthy, features a tapered end, and releases liquid during operation?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead enter a restaurant together.

Why did the blonde walk quietly on her toes by the medicine cabinet?

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The military is reducing its personnel and has chosen to dismiss three generals—one each from the Army, the Air Force, and the Marines.

My child approached me with a question: “Dad, what is a clitoris?”

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Holding a Q-tip horizontally at an angle,

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A nun takes a seat on the bus, and shortly after, a hippie boards and settles in beside her…

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The DoD recognized that their number of Generals was excessive.

A nearby seismic monitoring facility receives an unidentified report…

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I asked my girlfriend to gently touch the tip with her tongue.

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One night, I snuck into a cannabis field to tip over some cows.

A blonde teenager, nearly twenty, looking to make additional cash over the summer, chose to offer her services as a “handy woman” and began soliciting work in a nearby affluent area.

I recently started working at the zoo, where my job is to perform circumcisions on the elephants!

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The son repeatedly gives extra money to the server.

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The other night, I was out tipping cows and knocked the first one over without any trouble. But when I tried to push the second one, it fell down and then suddenly lurched back up toward me!

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Why didn’t the expectant mother leave a gratuity for the server?

I have never pushed over a cow.

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Witty Tips

What is the appropriate amount to tip a sex worker?

Try this trick! When your phone changes “fuck” to “duck,” just leave it as is…

A bus carrying a group of Nuns plunges over a cliff, resulting in the tragic loss of all passengers.

It’s absurd that the service sector demands a 25% gratuity.

Expert Advice: When a woman in a revealing bikini messages you regarding cryptocurrency

A friend of mine trimmed the ends of ants’ feet and fastened stilts to their limbs.

The US Military faced an excess of commanding officers and opted to provide a substantial one-time payment to those choosing to retire…

A useful suggestion…

The British Army realized they had an excess of officers and opted to introduce an incentive for early retirement.

4 relationship tips for men to build lasting connections

Chinese takeout: $8. Leaving a tip: $2. Finally arriving home.

A train crashes into the flank of a bus carrying students from a Catholic girls’ school.

Stay safe this Halloween with an essential safety tip you won’t want to overlook.

*Tilts fedora toward mosquito*

ProLifeTip for border security checks: when the officer inquires, “Do you have any drugs or weapons?”

I’ve never attempted cow tipping in the past.

I always refuse to tip the adorable pizza delivery drivers and constantly accuse them of being impolite, even when they’re perfectly pleasant…

A useful piece of advice I came across suggested: Whenever you feel too self-conscious to purchase an item, just grab a birthday card along with it.

Three men arrived in heaven.

A man brings his closest friend home to introduce him to his spouse.

Life tip: play the movie “Jaws” in reverse.

Pro Life Suggestion

Advice for performing a hand job.

A piece of advice for newlywed husbands

Expert advice for successfully attracting women

I don’t mean to boast, but every waitress who has ever taken my order has left completely satisfied.

Smart Savings Hack You Can Do Yourself

A man strolls into an upscale nightclub, slipping past the bouncer without a second glance.

Expert Advice: Verify that the label on your Viagra bottle reads “Made in the USA”…

Your Girlfriend Is Expecting a Baby!

Three U.S. colonels, nearing retirement, are presented with a financial compensation package while still serving in the United States…

Tip: if you’re filming a sex tape, have Disney songs playing in the background.

Maintaining good health advice

One afternoon, a couple was intimately engaged in their bedroom when a bumblebee unexpectedly flew in through the window. As the woman spread her legs, the insect swiftly entered her vagina. She immediately cried out, “Oh my God, help! A bee is inside me!”

A piece of advice for Snowden.

Travel advice for the festive season

Today, I received a $30 tip from someone.

Study Tip for Zoology

A contestant was close to securing a $100,000 prize on a game show, but her last question was postponed until the following evening.

Essential advice for staying alive!

What’s the appropriate amount to pay a hitman for their services?

Romance advice: if they have a fondness for the Soviet Union…

A helpful suggestion for Thanksgiving day

Traditional Russian wellness advice

A helpful suggestion for the holiday season:

A gorilla strolls into a Manhattan bar

The Pentagon stated that an excessive number of generals were currently active within their ranks.

Gift idea for the guy who owns it all

What is lengthy, features a tapered end, and releases liquid during operation?

TIL the idea of cow tipping is just a fictional tale with no basis in reality.

Frequent tipping for bakers is a good practice.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead enter a restaurant together.

Why did the blonde walk quietly on her toes by the medicine cabinet?

Pro Tip:

The military is reducing its personnel and has chosen to dismiss three generals—one each from the Army, the Air Force, and the Marines.

My child approached me with a question: “Dad, what is a clitoris?”

What happens when you engage in “Just the Tip” with a deity from Norse mythology?

Master Chef Advice

Improve your shooting skills

Life Pro Tip

Grammar tip

Holding a Q-tip horizontally at an angle,

Pro tip for guys:

Someone dumped a whole bucket of mayonnaise onto my car.

To avoid tearing up while chopping an onion, try this simple trick:

A joke about a pencil that has a broken tip goes like this.

A man meets a woman

A rabbi was once confronted by an anti-semite who claimed that Jewish people never leave tips.

A dietitian shared a single piece of advice with me on effective weight loss.

Determining whether to leave a tip for someone can be challenging

A man visits the doctor with a leaf of lettuce protruding from his rear end.

What to do if you encounter a bear attack

Customer: Excuse me, would you like to leave a gratuity?

I make it a habit to leave a tip for the waiter every time.

Simple yet crucial advice to prevent Coronavirus infection

Got any advice for clearing ice off my car’s windshield?

Tipping your waiter or waitress should never be expected or required.

A nun takes a seat on the bus, and shortly after, a hippie boards and settles in beside her…

Were you aware that just one medical treatment exists where tipping is absolutely required?

Tilts fedora toward mosquito

Tilts fedora in greeting toward adorable non-binary person